Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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I’m currently in a really dark period of my life where I call everyone Babygirl, and I’m sorry for that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’m currently in a really dark period of my life where I call everyone Babygirl, and I’m sorry for that.
I haven’t seen Wicked: For Good yet, but I’m already pretty sure they missed out on an incredible opportunity to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern these divas.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I haven’t seen Wicked: For Good yet, but I’m already pretty sure they missed out on an incredible opportunity to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern these divas.
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People are going FERAL for my emotional support pile of Nerds Gummy Clusters over on Instagram 💕
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
People are going FERAL for my emotional support pile of Nerds Gummy Clusters over on Instagram 💕
I was just that asshole who sent a big email at 3:30pm on Friday and I feel TERRIBLE about it. 🫣
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I was just that asshole who sent a big email at 3:30pm on Friday and I feel TERRIBLE about it. 🫣
Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
Should I watch Capote or M3GAN 2.0 on this flight?
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Should I watch Capote or M3GAN 2.0 on this flight?
Realized halfway through Sweet Caroline that every single human being at this wedding is white. Help???
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Realized halfway through Sweet Caroline that every single human being at this wedding is white. Help???
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Something about hotel lighting…
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Something about hotel lighting…
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
Something about hotel lighting…
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Something about hotel lighting…
Landed in Denver for a wedding and couldn’t find our Uber because his van’s front has a colorful vanity plate instead of displaying numbers. I soon realized the whole car is covered in Lilo & Stitch stickers. He’s singing along badly to music videos in Spanish he’s watching on YouTube. Help? 💖
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Landed in Denver for a wedding and couldn’t find our Uber because his van’s front has a colorful vanity plate instead of displaying numbers. I soon realized the whole car is covered in Lilo & Stitch stickers. He’s singing along badly to music videos in Spanish he’s watching on YouTube. Help? 💖
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Session 2 of @liamdonnellyart.bsky.social’s DnD campaign
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Session 2 of @liamdonnellyart.bsky.social’s DnD campaign
Inside of me are two wolves…
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Inside of me are two wolves…
Someone I know posted a long-winded and earnest Instagram carousel about his boyfriend anniversary, and while describing their tentative first steps together wrote “We didn’t want to jink it.”
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Someone I know posted a long-winded and earnest Instagram carousel about his boyfriend anniversary, and while describing their tentative first steps together wrote “We didn’t want to jink it.”
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕
Hey, do you wanna come over and exist in an excruciating purgatory of our own design?
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hey, do you wanna come over and exist in an excruciating purgatory of our own design?
These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕