Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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It took a few more weeks for no good reason, but I officially got the big promotion I’ve been working toward today! It’s been a year of shifting priorities and adult problems, so it feels great for hard work to pay off. Feeling thankful. ✨
Big meeting with HR today that I HOPE is a formal offer and contract negotiation for the job I’m *already doing* feels like a referendum on an entire calendar year of my life dedicated to making money and righting my finances. I’ll take the good energy if you have it! 💕
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It took a few more weeks for no good reason, but I officially got the big promotion I’ve been working toward today! It’s been a year of shifting priorities and adult problems, so it feels great for hard work to pay off. Feeling thankful. ✨
Miss Piggy is the spitting image of the late Gene Hackman in the finale of the new Muppet Show ✨
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Miss Piggy is the spitting image of the late Gene Hackman in the finale of the new Muppet Show ✨
Finally got a long-overdue job offer today and COUNTERED IT. 💕
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Finally got a long-overdue job offer today and COUNTERED IT. 💕
I’m still a tiny tiny boy but I’m one month into my gym journey and my arms feel amazinggg
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I’m still a tiny tiny boy but I’m one month into my gym journey and my arms feel amazinggg
Just outside of frame is the messiest bedroom you’ve ever seen 🪴
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Just outside of frame is the messiest bedroom you’ve ever seen 🪴
SAD!: the twiggiest boy you know is posting bicep pics!
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 PM
SAD!: the twiggiest boy you know is posting bicep pics!
Something something “gym bros” 💪
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Something something “gym bros” 💪
Barista really said “I know what you are” when I ordered my boyfriend’s coffee this morning.
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Barista really said “I know what you are” when I ordered my boyfriend’s coffee this morning.
I’ve been trying to make “There’s no bad ideas in baseball” work as a catchphrase, but people just aren’t ready to play on my level. :/
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I’ve been trying to make “There’s no bad ideas in baseball” work as a catchphrase, but people just aren’t ready to play on my level. :/
Overhearing a gay man explain The Bechdel Test at The Exley: “I guess BechDELL is like…a sociologist or something…”
January 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Overhearing a gay man explain The Bechdel Test at The Exley: “I guess BechDELL is like…a sociologist or something…”
Helppp, Mandy Patinkin is playing Odin in the God of War tv series, this is good newsssss!
January 29, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Helppp, Mandy Patinkin is playing Odin in the God of War tv series, this is good newsssss!
STEPHANIE HSU JANET ON BROADWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:30 AM
STEPHANIE HSU JANET ON BROADWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinda losing my mind over how much I love Wonder Man.
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Kinda losing my mind over how much I love Wonder Man.
Suddenly overcome by the urge to host a The Office: Dinner Party-themed dinner party, but osso buco seems like a lot of work and you know I have soft teeth. 😬
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Suddenly overcome by the urge to host a The Office: Dinner Party-themed dinner party, but osso buco seems like a lot of work and you know I have soft teeth. 😬
I just bought so much cheese for me and my lactose-intolerant boyfriend that someone should perform a welfare check.
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I just bought so much cheese for me and my lactose-intolerant boyfriend that someone should perform a welfare check.
Incredible things happening on Sniffies 🖼️
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Incredible things happening on Sniffies 🖼️