Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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Miss Piggy is the spitting image of the late Gene Hackman in the finale of the new Muppet Show ✨
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Miss Piggy is the spitting image of the late Gene Hackman in the finale of the new Muppet Show ✨
Finally got a long-overdue job offer today and COUNTERED IT. 💕
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Finally got a long-overdue job offer today and COUNTERED IT. 💕
I’m still a tiny tiny boy but I’m one month into my gym journey and my arms feel amazinggg
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I’m still a tiny tiny boy but I’m one month into my gym journey and my arms feel amazinggg
Just outside of frame is the messiest bedroom you’ve ever seen 🪴
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Just outside of frame is the messiest bedroom you’ve ever seen 🪴
SAD!: the twiggiest boy you know is posting bicep pics!
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 PM
SAD!: the twiggiest boy you know is posting bicep pics!
Something something “gym bros” 💪
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Something something “gym bros” 💪
Barista really said “I know what you are” when I ordered my boyfriend’s coffee this morning.
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Barista really said “I know what you are” when I ordered my boyfriend’s coffee this morning.
I’ve been trying to make “There’s no bad ideas in baseball” work as a catchphrase, but people just aren’t ready to play on my level. :/
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I’ve been trying to make “There’s no bad ideas in baseball” work as a catchphrase, but people just aren’t ready to play on my level. :/
Overhearing a gay man explain The Bechdel Test at The Exley: “I guess BechDELL is like…a sociologist or something…”
January 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Overhearing a gay man explain The Bechdel Test at The Exley: “I guess BechDELL is like…a sociologist or something…”
Helppp, Mandy Patinkin is playing Odin in the God of War tv series, this is good newsssss!
January 29, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Helppp, Mandy Patinkin is playing Odin in the God of War tv series, this is good newsssss!
STEPHANIE HSU JANET ON BROADWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:30 AM
STEPHANIE HSU JANET ON BROADWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kinda losing my mind over how much I love Wonder Man.
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Kinda losing my mind over how much I love Wonder Man.
Suddenly overcome by the urge to host a The Office: Dinner Party-themed dinner party, but osso buco seems like a lot of work and you know I have soft teeth. 😬
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Suddenly overcome by the urge to host a The Office: Dinner Party-themed dinner party, but osso buco seems like a lot of work and you know I have soft teeth. 😬
I just bought so much cheese for me and my lactose-intolerant boyfriend that someone should perform a welfare check.
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I just bought so much cheese for me and my lactose-intolerant boyfriend that someone should perform a welfare check.
Incredible things happening on Sniffies 🖼️
January 24, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Incredible things happening on Sniffies 🖼️
Having a great morning (got to introduce my boyfriend to the “He’s white?” clip from ELVIS).
a man wearing a cowboy hat and suspenders holds a microphone
ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat and suspenders holds a microphone
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January 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Having a great morning (got to introduce my boyfriend to the “He’s white?” clip from ELVIS).
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You can never really be sure I’m not in your house right now, taking pictures of my butt in your mirror. 🖤🪞🖤
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
You can never really be sure I’m not in your house right now, taking pictures of my butt in your mirror. 🖤🪞🖤
You can never really be sure I’m not in your house right now, taking pictures of my butt in your mirror. 🖤🪞🖤
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
You can never really be sure I’m not in your house right now, taking pictures of my butt in your mirror. 🖤🪞🖤