Dick Vein Dyke
@dickveindyke.bsky.social
Pretty enough for all normal purposes. Surprisingly NSFW.
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Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Benny Safdie as Bowser Jr reveal deeply personal for me, a fellow weirdo director who mains Bowser Jr.
Should I watch Capote or M3GAN 2.0 on this flight?
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Should I watch Capote or M3GAN 2.0 on this flight?
Realized halfway through Sweet Caroline that every single human being at this wedding is white. Help???
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Realized halfway through Sweet Caroline that every single human being at this wedding is white. Help???
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Something about hotel lighting…
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Something about hotel lighting…
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Need to st@b someone with the “Kiss Me I’m Italian” knife 🇮🇹
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Surprise! I’m wearing the same thing I wear to every wedding!
Something about hotel lighting…
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Something about hotel lighting…
Landed in Denver for a wedding and couldn’t find our Uber because his van’s front has a colorful vanity plate instead of displaying numbers. I soon realized the whole car is covered in Lilo & Stitch stickers. He’s singing along badly to music videos in Spanish he’s watching on YouTube. Help? 💖
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Landed in Denver for a wedding and couldn’t find our Uber because his van’s front has a colorful vanity plate instead of displaying numbers. I soon realized the whole car is covered in Lilo & Stitch stickers. He’s singing along badly to music videos in Spanish he’s watching on YouTube. Help? 💖
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Session 2 of @liamdonnellyart.bsky.social’s DnD campaign
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Session 2 of @liamdonnellyart.bsky.social’s DnD campaign
Inside of me are two wolves…
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Inside of me are two wolves…
Someone I know posted a long-winded and earnest Instagram carousel about his boyfriend anniversary, and while describing their tentative first steps together wrote “We didn’t want to jink it.”
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Someone I know posted a long-winded and earnest Instagram carousel about his boyfriend anniversary, and while describing their tentative first steps together wrote “We didn’t want to jink it.”
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about that all morning.
💕 Don’t. Jink. It. 💕
Hey, do you wanna come over and exist in an excruciating purgatory of our own design?
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hey, do you wanna come over and exist in an excruciating purgatory of our own design?
These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
These two songs dropping in the same weekend has completely destroyed my mental health 💕
My full Black Phillip costume, made from mostly thematically-appropriate @sinnerwear.bsky.social gear 🖤
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My full Black Phillip costume, made from mostly thematically-appropriate @sinnerwear.bsky.social gear 🖤
Naked! In The Poconos
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Naked! In The Poconos
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Y/N
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Y/N
I just remembered the color puce
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just remembered the color puce
If I fed all my favorite songs into a computer and asked for it to create their lyrical average, I’m pretty confident it’d be called “We Only Have One Night (to Cheat on Our Partners)”
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If I fed all my favorite songs into a computer and asked for it to create their lyrical average, I’m pretty confident it’d be called “We Only Have One Night (to Cheat on Our Partners)”
I’m being trained for a big promotion at work (not guaranteed) and it’s draining my life force
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m being trained for a big promotion at work (not guaranteed) and it’s draining my life force
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And what if I said my lower back arch has been popping off in a kind of insane way? 🫣
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
And what if I said my lower back arch has been popping off in a kind of insane way? 🫣
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Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️
Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Pro tip: if you wear someone else’s jock strap at the club, you don’t have to do your own laundry ❤️