Dick Punchmaster
@dickpunchmaster.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, Master of Puppets
I knew Sandwich Reynolds in his golden years. And you, madam, are no Sandwich Reynolds!
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I knew Sandwich Reynolds in his golden years. And you, madam, are no Sandwich Reynolds!
Ah yes, one look at that face and the only word that springs to mind is "cunning". This should go very well...
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ah yes, one look at that face and the only word that springs to mind is "cunning". This should go very well...
It's okay, you can stop now.
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's okay, you can stop now.
*Laughs in Android*
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*Laughs in Android*
WHAT A TWIST!
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
WHAT A TWIST!
Chip, we've talked about this. You can't just add "data breach" to everything to try to make it funny.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Chip, we've talked about this. You can't just add "data breach" to everything to try to make it funny.
I think @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social said it best.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I think @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social said it best.
4migos was right there.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
4migos was right there.
I wanna see one of mine do a boxing video.
Okay, I want to fight James Hetfield.
You got me, I want to punch an old man.
Okay, I want to fight James Hetfield.
You got me, I want to punch an old man.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I wanna see one of mine do a boxing video.
Okay, I want to fight James Hetfield.
You got me, I want to punch an old man.
Okay, I want to fight James Hetfield.
You got me, I want to punch an old man.
Reposted by Dick Punchmaster
It’s ok Donald, move into the Light… go, follow the Light…
(ssshh don’t tell him the light is fires in Hell)
(ssshh don’t tell him the light is fires in Hell)
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s ok Donald, move into the Light… go, follow the Light…
(ssshh don’t tell him the light is fires in Hell)
(ssshh don’t tell him the light is fires in Hell)
You've got my vote, and my axe.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You've got my vote, and my axe.
Right wingers really fell off their game this year, huh?
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Right wingers really fell off their game this year, huh?
No one who looks like that should be forced to look in a mirror. Cruel and unusual punishment.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No one who looks like that should be forced to look in a mirror. Cruel and unusual punishment.
Sounds pretty decisive to me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sounds pretty decisive to me.
"How many drinks would you say you have per week?"
"Not enough to dull the pain..."
"Not enough to dull the pain..."
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"How many drinks would you say you have per week?"
"Not enough to dull the pain..."
"Not enough to dull the pain..."
If you had any idea the number of dog profiles Tina would turn to me and go "What about THIS one?"
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If you had any idea the number of dog profiles Tina would turn to me and go "What about THIS one?"
Is that what you guys were going for? I thought it was Devo, lol
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Is that what you guys were going for? I thought it was Devo, lol
You were specifically told not to do that.
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You were specifically told not to do that.
This was a fun one. Took my mom.
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
This was a fun one. Took my mom.
He's gonna ditch his wife for Erika Kirk. There's no way this doesnt happen.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
He's gonna ditch his wife for Erika Kirk. There's no way this doesnt happen.
Not pictured: Tiger, Elephant, Giraffe
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not pictured: Tiger, Elephant, Giraffe