Dick Punchmaster
dickpunchmaster.bsky.social
Dick Punchmaster
@dickpunchmaster.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, Master of Puppets
I knew Sandwich Reynolds in his golden years. And you, madam, are no Sandwich Reynolds!
December 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ah yes, one look at that face and the only word that springs to mind is "cunning". This should go very well...
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's okay, you can stop now.
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
*Laughs in Android*
December 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
WHAT A TWIST!
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Chip, we've talked about this. You can't just add "data breach" to everything to try to make it funny.
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I think @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social said it best.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
4migos was right there.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wanna see one of mine do a boxing video.

Okay, I want to fight James Hetfield.

You got me, I want to punch an old man.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Reposted by Dick Punchmaster
It’s ok Donald, move into the Light… go, follow the Light…

(ssshh don’t tell him the light is fires in Hell)
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You've got my vote, and my axe.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Right wingers really fell off their game this year, huh?
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No one who looks like that should be forced to look in a mirror. Cruel and unusual punishment.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sounds pretty decisive to me.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"How many drinks would you say you have per week?"
"Not enough to dull the pain..."
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you had any idea the number of dog profiles Tina would turn to me and go "What about THIS one?"
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Is that what you guys were going for? I thought it was Devo, lol
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You were specifically told not to do that.
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This was a fun one. Took my mom.
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 AM
He's gonna ditch his wife for Erika Kirk. There's no way this doesnt happen.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Not pictured: Tiger, Elephant, Giraffe
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM