Dick Punchmaster
@dickpunchmaster.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, Master of Puppets
I think @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social said it best.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I think @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social said it best.
"Yup, that's me. Donald Trump. I guess you're wondering how it got to this..."
August 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Yup, that's me. Donald Trump. I guess you're wondering how it got to this..."
"I'm Donald Trump, and my penis is teeny-tiny."
July 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"I'm Donald Trump, and my penis is teeny-tiny."
I just thought that was the homo-bounus.
July 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I just thought that was the homo-bounus.
There was no Epstein Files, it was swamp gas.
July 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
There was no Epstein Files, it was swamp gas.
*Jeff Foxworthy voice* "If you're too stupid to spell a real name..."
April 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
*Jeff Foxworthy voice* "If you're too stupid to spell a real name..."
Took this on my walk home tonight. We're about to be liberated from our flesh.
April 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Took this on my walk home tonight. We're about to be liberated from our flesh.
Congrats again. Hopefully your union didn't doom us all.
April 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Congrats again. Hopefully your union didn't doom us all.
Not loving the demon eyes over Philly tonight...
April 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Not loving the demon eyes over Philly tonight...