Not a hot take at all, those things are NOT pizza.

It is funny to imagine those things being offered at a restaurant though.

It seems quite messy, and almost reminds me of like...a casserole in a way?

It probably tastes fine though.

Square cut on a square pizza? Fine. No argument.

Square cut on a circular pizza? Wrong. You are doing that wrong. There are so many ways you can cut equal slices that have smaller amounts of pizza that DONT INVOLVE MASSACRING AN ENTIRE PIZZA

Lemme say, I grew up in the Northeast, then moved to the Midwest, and-

Fucking square cut pizza is an ABOMINATION!

It's like Wile E. Coyote just walked off a ledge, stopped, then held up a sign reading "Uh Oh!".

A reboot. A new bond. Just don't explain it. There are SO MANY WAYS for them to handle this!

"Time has begun to blur, melting away into an inconsistent pattern of sleep, wake, sleep, wake. The only indication of how far you have traveled being the slight *pop* of the pressure in your ears, telling you that you're one step closer to...something.

You don't know what, exactly. But something."

You see how much better that is than just trying to describe the visuals of descending into a cave? Hell, go beyond the typical five senses, play with the internal sense of time, pressure, sensations brought upon by the mind alone-

Think hard about all of those small senses you take for granted.

"Surrounded by the scent of mildew and cling of dampened cloth against skin, every step threatens to bring your foot to an awkward angle, while your hands gently help guide you further and further below. Your eyes, unaccustomed to your new environment, begin to hallucinate shapes in the nothing."

I'll put it this way, I don't typically see chats and likes like that and I've been streaming for a while now. Maybe you're just doing something right and folks really like it.

Cheeseburger