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Dicefunctional | TTRPG Nerds, Actual Plays, and Streamers | 🦀
@dicefunctional.bsky.social
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8 people in a trenchcoat. We play DnD, stream video games, and art! twitch.tv/dicefunctional | dicefunctional.carrd.co/

⛔ No AI/NFTs/crypto here. If you're using AI in any way and you follow us, you will likely be immediately blocked.

#TTRPG #TTRPGart
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dicefunctional.bsky.social
Jokes on you, chief, I know for a fact that the BlueSky team wouldn't pull their thumbs out of their ass and properly communicate with their users of their life depended on it.

Nice try with the scam though, could have been believable if not for that.
A screenshot of a message reading; "Bluesky @ecogripindia.bsky.social We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions. (A yellow arrow now points towards the sender's account name, reading "@ecogripindia.bsky.social, a scammer") To prevent the permanent termination of your account, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours by using the following link: SCAM LINK If the link does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser's address bar. ▲ Important: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account. We appreciate your immediate attention and cooperation in this matter. Sincerely, Bluesky Support Team 2:43 PM Not followed by anyone you're following Block or report Accept Delete
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
A picture of a package of Totino's Pizza Rolls, supreme flavor. The packaging is yellow and pink, and has the strange lumps of pizza.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Our dear friend @crysintia.bsky.social appears to be the reincarnation of a God damned Loony Tunes character with that timing.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
It's time to figure out if the me from twenty-two years ago had good taste in video games.

I'm gonna be streaming Tak and the Power of Juju in Twitch, shoot the shit with my friends, and chat with...uh. Chat.

Stream starts at 6PM CST, catch you then!

www.twitch.tv/dicefunctional
A picture of a black cat with a small white crest on her chest. She has green eyes, and is looking off to the side slightly.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Cheeseburger
A hastily drawn sketch of a cheeseburger, with lettuce, tomatoes, a slice of cheese, and a single patty.
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Look, sometimes, when you're worldbuilding for your Tales of the Valiant setting, you gotta go ahead and write it by hand in a journal in the tiniest writing possible.

I know it might seem like a bit much for a TTRPG, but fuck if I don't have fun doing it.
A picture of a leather bound journal, with very fine, effectively illegible handwriting in blue ink.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
As an example- this picture.

As of now, I don't remember where I found it, I'm not positive who made it, but what I do remember is looking at this woman, and her two swords and thinking;

"Huh. I like those narrow blades with no guards. A woman swordsman, hmm..."

And that's where it began.
A beautiful, pale skinned woman with golden eyes, a scar across her nose, and black hair held back. She is wearing a flowing kimono-esque gown, and wielding two narrow swords without any guards.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
We Love Katamari! Thats the game we are playing tonight and also the truth. :3

Stream starts in about an hour at 6pm CT at twitch.tv/dicefunctional!
Photo of a small gray cat sitting in front of a TV in dim light. The TV is bright, outlining the cat, as it shows the opening frames of John Carpenter's The Thing, which is a helicopter against an Antarctic sky.
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
...okay I do have to say that's a really cool idea.

But, the first thing that came to mind was this picture, but instead it's a mage using their staff to hold up the sign instead.
A picture of someone at a protest, who has taken a wooden baseball bat, and taped their sign to it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
We got a veeeery special stream tonight! Despite having a special interest in its lore, Jess has never played a FNAF game, so she and Conor will be doing so!

And to sweeten the deal, we'll have a cat cam going too!

Stream is aiming to start at 7pm CT tho may be a bit late. Twitch.tv/dicefunctional
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Oh dude, even the second one is straight up bullshit. This is what their list description looks like.
Al Police/Al Haters List by @msmangajojo.bsky.social Hypocritical trolls who subscribe to Al block lists or add people to block lists as they claim to be anti-Al when they use Al themselves. Self appointed moderators and spiteful trolls.
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Well, looks like someone's unhappy because they got blocked for being a pissbaby that wasn't willing to try and learn a skill.

I just want every AI chud to know- I consider this a badge of honor. You guys are losers, and your opinion of me means next to nothing.
@msmangajojo.bsky.social has added you to the "People Who Let Others Manage Their Account." custom feed list @msmangajojo.bsky.social has added you to the "AI Police/AI Haters" custom feed list
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Me any time Rayne throws another one into the basement.
A jet black figure in a t-pose, surrounded by cowering figures.
October 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
General Grievous, from Star Wars, a heavily mechanized, almost insect like being wearing a black cloak, uttering the phrase "This will make a fine addition to my collection." The second portion of the meme has been edited to show Grievous reaching into his cloak to reveal an Anti-AI symbol, which has the phrase "TTRPG AI Blocklist" above it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
ICYMI: Session 137 has since been uploaded to our YouTube channel! If you need to catch up on our sessions or just want some background noise, YouTube is where to find them :D

youtu.be/Cx8AWqEF9SI
Digital profile drawing of Fizzy, an albino drow, from the waist up. She has pale lavender hair with a double milkmaid braid, and she wears a sleeveless jacket patterned after the night sky. She is looking up at a large blue bumblebee, which is a celestial spirit, and is offering it a large diamond rose.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
You know what I'd call my fathers' cousin?

My aunt.

Because the alternative is "First Cousin Once Removed", and trying to teach a child why that's different from "Aunt" is a headache nobody wants to deal with.
A chart showing the terms for family members, according to how distant they are from you.
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Another piece of artwork for my game. Took quite a bit of time, but at the end of the day, it was very fun to make this piece of plate mail.

#TTRPG #Blender #Art
A suit of plate mail, covered in grime and filth, with brassy trim for the head, pauldrons, and gorget. Two metal plates hang downward to cover the legs, and cloth and leather half-robe drapes downward, covering the legs.
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Shout out to @heyimjill.bsky.social for that time I ended a session on a cliffhanger and they started cursing me out for it.

#TTRPG
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Change of plans for tonight's stream! Once Upon A Katamari just came out so Conor is gonna play that.

I know its not a spooky game, but uhhh.... pretend to act scared I guess?

Stream starts in about an hour at 7pm CT! Tune in to twitch.tv/dicefunctional
Photo of a small gray cat laying on her side in the sun next to a window. Her head is raised to look at the camera but her eyes are squinted. She is wearing a collar with a blue and green bowtie.
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
What's it like inside your head?
A painting of a tabby cat on the street, wearing a hoodie and smoking a joint.
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
What's spookier than a black cat! Well, lots of things, including Conor playing Lost in Vivo at 6pm CT tonight at twitch.tv/dicefunctional!

But maybe I'm just biased...
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October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Work day status;
Ben Affleck, a white, scruffy looking celebrity with brown hair, wearing a blue long sleeve shirt and pants, and looking depressed after taking a drag from a cigarette.
October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Helloooooo Lord of the Flies! Our dnd party recently fought a very sporting Ba'alzabub, who has a humanoid form and a monstrous form.

His humanoid form was described in a 3 piece suit and with glasses that make him look bug-eyed, so the rest of the design is me!
#dndart #ttrpgart #characterdesign
Waist up digital drawing of a man in a charcoal three-piece suit, dark red collared shirt and bright red tie. He holds a kitchen knife and also wears a bloodstained apron around his waist. His thick wavy hair is held up in a tall bun, with two locks hanging down the side of his face like mandibles and two stray hairs sticking up like antennae. He wears round glasses that magnify his eyes.
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
almost time for our #dnd #ActualPlay! Last session we finally got out of hell, so now it's time to look over our sweet loot and decide what to do next. Session starts at around 3pm CT so be sure to tune in at twitch.tv/dicefunctional!
photo of a small gray tabby cat sitting in a cardboard box. Only her head is visible. She is looking directly at the camera.
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
dicefunctional.bsky.social
Aw man. Would you look at that, I found the guy running this scam here!

Aaaaand there he goes, right into the TTRPG AI Blocklist!

Well. That was easy, eat shit, I hope your grift fails.
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October 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM