When my royal-worshipping mother died, I sold all her appalling royal-related ceramic shite on ebay and gave the proceeds to republic org uk, except for a horrendous souvenir plate of Prince Andrew's wedding which I smashed into a skip.

I've noticed footballers avoiding journalists by wearing big headphones, so I do the same when I go out the door to avoid my grinning, chatty neighbour. He only ever talks about shite in the Daily Mail anyway, the sour old cunt.

Perfectly captured.

If Musk was not Hailing Hitler, WTF was he doing?

Prince William got £1m from Rupert Murdoch for agreeing with everything he said.

Prince Harry got £20m and an official apology from Rupert Murdoch by standing up to him.

Be a man and it pays off.

If Janey Godley was still here she would post this herself.

But she isn't so I will.

The @nytimes.com should hire whoever wrote this headline. Seriously!

Everything stated in this post is a provable fact.

You are entitled to your own opinion.

You are not entitled to your own facts.

Looking at YOU, 2020 election-deniers.

I seem to have upset the Nigel Farage fan club - so let me be clear.

This man sows hate, lies and division.

He is a grifter and a conman.

He does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

Repost if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Trumpy poo poo pants does not like it when people say Elon Musk is the actual incoming president.
He doesn’t like it one fucking bit.
In fact, he’s really, really, REALLY mad about it.

So, whatever you do — don’t tell everyone you know to say Elon is the one calling the shots.

Don’t tell a soul. 😈

Prince Andrew should be in a US prison, King Charles should be in a care home, and Prince William and Kate Middleton should be at the job centre.

That's what we should be doing.

I just realized that bronzed fucking buffoon will be in office on our country’s 250th birthday as well as when we host the World Cup and the Olympics.

And now I feel sick.

Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account.

But he didn't.

Don't RT 🤣

The British Royal Family are a collection of the rudest, laziest, most two faced people in the UK.

Yet we are forced to give them £1.5m every day.

Abolish them, repossess all their stolen properties and land.

Get them off benefits and into work, for the first time in their lives.

Our 10 year old daughter wrote a contract - adorned in flowers, butterflies, and glitter - that we playfully signed. It gives her the right to have the final say over the name of the puppy we adopted. Signing it was a mistake. She named our puppy Bella Hella Fluffa McFartypants.

Just a reminder, this is Elon Musk before his hair plugs