Appendix 69 in RotK is just page after page of what most would consider fanfic erotica were it not written by the JRR himself.

I see it like my own wicker man ceremony. The more intricate the wrapping the more meaningful its eventual destruction

The one use of this app really is just being able to pinpoint the time in any evening at which I've had too much to drink

And it's a PdP no less!

And its concubine the Moon, with the power to fuck with both my sleep and the behaviour of schoolchildren

Great name. Bring it back!

I mean I love a lot of his music AND he did dry rub his peen on now-POTUS Donald J Trump "because of 9/11" but I love nothing like a bit of change tbh

I've never seen it - but there are so many Italians slinging za here I'm sure it's an off menu item lots of places. And it's probably ubiquitous in Glasgow!

I was always trying to draw the balrog attack in the mines of Moria and my hands would draw a nondescript turd

God I can't believe people are sleepwalking into feeding the conservative martyrdom complex because they think decorum is still something to value in American politics.

LET’S HAVE THE INTERNET WE WERE PROMISED IN 2004 next tattoo

This is huge. There was like a made for TV movie that came out when I was like 8 which I loved. At the library i found a book called THE BEAST II which was really disappointingly about a killer roller coaster?

IS THAT THE ONE ABOUT ARCHITEUTHIS

Basically we immediately giggled to each other that he looked like George and then twenty minutes into his bit he referred to the fact that people often mistook him for George Costanza. Not a lot of meat on those bones but it’s how I remember him 🤣

One guy would do like a story and then a Bob Ross style pastel painting on a huge black sheet which obviously meant GOD IS REAL. The other was this guy who looked like George who would do a sort of stand up routine which suddenly made you feel very sad and/or guilty

lol probably because you had cool things going on in your life. It’s an indictment of my sad existence that I’m even PRETTY SURE this guy’s name was Brian Duffy. Basically it was that camp we went to just the once I think, and they had two motivational speakers who would rotate. 👇

Was this the church camp with traumatising altar calls or bottom shelf George Costanza?