God bless our firefighters. ❤️🙏🏻

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

Anyone have news about the state of the Getty? Is she still standing?

Free Big Blue Bus transporting people from Palisades and Santa Monica to the Westwood Rec Center! www.santamonica.gov/blog/palisad...

Pick-up locations:
- Ocean Ave + San Vicente Blvd
- 7th St + San Vicente Blvd

#PalisadesFire #LosAngeles #CAwx

Nature is big time farting in LA rn. 💨

me as an attorney: your honor, literally!!!

I once met a guy who told me that he asked his then girlfriend’s father for her hand in marriage while they got drunk watching idiots storm the capital on Jan 6, 2021. Dad said yes and now they’re married, so happy anniversary of that day, I guess.

one time I swallowed a tablespoon of dry chia seeds because I’d heard that it could prevent a hangover after a night of drinking.

woke up the next AM with a wicked headache and a jar of quinoa next to my bed.

I’ve really enjoyed not using my brain for the past two weeks, and I’m honestly so devastated that I have to reboot the silly thought machine tomorrow in order to eat and participate in society and stuff.

Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! 🎅🏻

If you must know, I have an irrational fear of people spitting into my drinks w/o me knowing and THAT is why I am so nice to everyone. 🙏🏻

On the phone w my bestie for 2 hours and in that time I worked out, watered the garden, signed up for health insurance, and sang the entire Wicked soundtrack for her to enjoy. 💅🏻

My quarterly reminder that the song I2I from Disney’s Goofy Movie can cure your depression.

Why is Tr*mp being named Time’s Person of the Year again? Did they not hear “Femininomenon” by Chappell Roan?

I love being where Elon isn't. ❤️‍🔥