😂😂 i’d be shocked if you were shocked honestly

well you did an excellent job! i’m a slow ass reader but this is definitely going on my list

gets my vote! 😂

i love this 😂 and it’s also painfully true

💪🥰 winning!

potato?! it used to be half an onion back when i was trapped in the wellness cult. exactly the same reasoning though. the onion would go bad cos it sucked up the toxins. not, you know, because it was left sitting out…