look i know you just read the skeet and it was gibberish but that was the add, you play this swiss metal drum people pretend is from asia and it makes the water in you shake and heals diseases i think, not really sure. seems like a bad advertisement but i'm just an idiot with unmoving internal water

"thinking quickly the illegalist uses a pair of stolen handcuffs to catch a fleeing thief! after returning his stolen purse to the owner the illegalist releases the thief due to disbelieving in carceral system, instead paying the man with money from an insured bank robbery to alleviate his poverty."

Didn't know you also liked yugioh abridged. I'm sure they'd find a spot for you you're a great artist

political opponents forcing you to sign a contract so police can surveil you, under threat of arresting you and surveiling the cell, and not signing forces you to sleep in the state house where the police surveil the outside so you don't leave without saying they can surveil you...apt example

dorkie doodles here first appeared in my rocky and bullwinkle bootleg "roxie and bullhonkie" in a segment where i took a young 40 on dubiously true trips to esoteric moments in history and mythology we can only assume actually happened. to learn...something (assuming those things were even real)

also last bit of this rant but i love pretending making the orcs pet-having frontiersmen means you can't make them evil. the Mexican (who they now seem to be coded as) people have no cartels/no outlaws, never had a rich vs poor civil war. and manifest destiny of the frontier was NOT evil i guess

like we the fandom let people make arguments as stupid as "dnd is a game about using violence to conquer and untamed world."!? it's for years be about going into dungeons, stopping demon summoning cabals, heisting an artifact from a elite dance ball, collecting lore to kill a god. there's 20lvl bro!

i know noting these things seem all over the place but "orc need to be evil" debate is boxing at air while you have people like this guy apologizing and cravenly cowering from their own take mid article "not saying that's okay", "i'm not justifying" "there may be a strawman party fighting ONLY orcs"

sorry folks Wizards didn't woke-ify orcs cause of your reddit discourse they did it cause it's hard to justify players as a murder species and *redacted* babies. and we have all collectively just not talked about that as a fandom. that your player [half/]orc has never made any narrative sense

damn woke yeah they were playable after this and removed in 2nd but all this LOOKING UP BASIC INFO! had me notice that this issue for most seems to just be wanting to deny orcs a...lets call it "fantasy whiteness" because retcons were done by WotC to right a decades long plot hole players as orcs.

ignoring that this does some weird condensing of history is hard. okay chainmail/1e called them fighters/mages period and a giant is just called a walking catapult...that was in FUCKING 1974! shock somethings changed since then and also half orc as a concept muddied the water THREE years later!!

great old ones vs the new flesh