devilcultivator.bsky.social
@devilcultivator.bsky.social
fuck the last ad i REPEAT forget that shit, breaking i just got an ad with WWE'S SHAMUS selling me a magic anti-5g EMF protection necklace...so everything is scams now like all ads!!??
December 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
used to hate when my ad-blocker would get by-passed now i just marvel. 2020: ads for stores not within like 100 miles of me...pointless

2025 five minutes ago: ad for the very CONCEPT of having a steel tongue drum what will calm my dog/resonant sonic healing in my body water! why buy ad time?
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
i know someone will steal this if it hasn't been done, but here goes:

new silver-age superhero "the illegalist" a deeply committed anarchist who fights crime, by committing slightly lesser/grey crimes to undermine the state's concept of law and order while getting something adjacent to justice!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
@weatherfell.bsky.social, been looking forward to Windswept along time just want to say whichever one of you mad lads who made the "oh no" screen when you are both dead and entering a bonus zone at the same time complete with cartoon X-eyes

you made my day i laughed so hard i got light headed
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
was a big fan of qanon research before it enshitified everything. Now my fascination has been the democrats' "abundance" movement. It protends a world where BOTH parties live in abject fantasy. Talk of "more access" to housing and "right to afford" medicine. You know rights IF you have money!!
August 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I love being a wrestling fan on the internet means algos. and fans think know everything. My feed is just like "kinsaki beat el ocho sr. And mika kusanaji cried on commentary"

Okay who are these people, what promotion is this, where did it happen hell WHEN did this happen? All are on the table
August 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Who's leaking this you might ask? djinn lore tells us that they listen in on the plans of heaven to empower seers and if they accept Allah they can be risen to the status of angels where they then return to waywardness as Iblis did with the leaed photos...what I'm saying is #leakconfirmsIslam
Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media
January 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
as someone who's never watched any of these films and only the 3rd half of act two and the climax of sonic 3...seemed pretty good, kinda funny. would recommend not paying to watch it on X the everything app.

and i did not give this praise to not paying to see the mario movie for what it's worth
January 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
feel like somehow no one talks about how whole pirated movies are just on twitter and that is the only good part of the platform now. like i just scroll down my feed see a cool little animated video of surge the tenrec with a rap song dubbed over, go to the profile BAM they retweeted all of Sonic 3!
January 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
since i can't organize my thoughts at all, what i meant by fantasy whiteness is like the haze line between what can the player be, and thus must have nuance, and what is "a bag of hp to kill" raising the fake argument it can have no detail or thought provoking as it exists only to die in combat.
December 30, 2024 at 12:39 AM
www.wargamer.com/dnd/problema...
this has been on my time line and commented on by friends and i like hate reading articles. boy is this take shit, and serious (as noted by the fact it came out yesterday and is more than 3 months late to a dying 5e hoping a non-shit monster manual will save it) 🧵
DnD’s doomed attempts to make Orcs unproblematic will please no-one
Dungeons and Dragons’ Orcs are more complex and sympathetic than ever, which sits badly with the murderous simplicity of DnD adventuring.
www.wargamer.com
December 30, 2024 at 12:08 AM
wild that podcasts are literally radio shows but on the internet and be so dogshit. like lots of podcast sites don't have the ability to rewind, one i used if you pause it and press play it starts the WHOLE thing from scratch, none have "previous episodes" links without endless scrolling main page.
December 8, 2024 at 10:11 AM
"capitalism is the best system to supply the people with what they want" *going to a burger king for the 4th time "i want the fried pickle whopper" "we don't have what it takes to make that" *at my job* "we don't have the limited cookies when we asked our supplier gave us the shit no one bought" 👍
December 6, 2024 at 7:59 PM
to be clear i see THIS fallacy as: *list all the reasons no one would ever fall for this and it's obvious mechanisms to create the shoudy illusion of success* "..that said I've imagined a non-existing idiot(s) who has fallen for it." (often adding a form of "how could this nonexistent scenario be?")
November 30, 2024 at 10:35 AM
odd question for all of bluesky i guess, is there a name for this weird phenomenon i keep seeing?
youtube talking head: the video is ai slope, the thumbnail is ai, the view count is huge probably bots [for no explainable reason] the *people tricked into watching this*.
you just said they're bots!?
November 30, 2024 at 10:30 AM
when you feel your most powerless these next four years remind yourself as i do, some posters on 8chan and youtube dorks convinced our president his vice had magic sov. citizen powers enough to let people try hanging him...just imagine what magic we the people could trick him into thinking next!!
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
you say but the dem will be my strongman instead! feckless forever and winning imagined wars, "white hats are in control" yet doing jackshit all for eternity. you'll live in the idea someone somewhere can afford a house and meds...you are the scum of the fucking earth period. open your goddamn eyes
November 9, 2024 at 11:42 PM
you want trump to be strong and weak, clever and insane while a father figure lies to you on the news and nothing you EXPERIENCE gets better flatly go fuck yourself!! and don't get mad at me for saying you WANT to build a world were other opinions don't exist TO YOU while we both live them.
November 9, 2024 at 11:38 PM
i was interested in Qanon when it just goofy before it consumed our lives but alot of people are taking the subconscious lessons the anons learned that ruined all our lives. namely shit i don't like isn't real and i can tell anyone any shitbag lie if i get what i want. it this the life you all want?
November 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
i'm just some guy and no one may care about this but one of the either i guess; i'm becoming more and more worried about the "blue-anon-ification" for lack of a better term on the left. we're being inundated with - "where'd all the votes go?/she can still win the recount", and we need more liars...
November 9, 2024 at 11:32 PM
sorry for the thread but for real y'all how does anyone express nuance within these fucking draconian character limits? just now had a "you people live like this" moment posting my thoughts on ONE twitter post
June 23, 2024 at 4:11 PM
but unlike other people on the net i will admit i'm extrospecting alot on a single pieces of art and know that most likely these are window dressing, and there will not be WRITTEN fluff or crunch in book to back them making them basically pandering and what if-ing in the forgotten realms
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June 23, 2024 at 4:09 PM
we may be trading 1 stereotype culture for another, with "noble savage" motif, natives are respectable and i don't read steepe people in this clothing. feels dnd is hiding from showing Afro-Mongolian fusion fantasy race but lumping all tribes-people and picking "a good one" for "good orks"
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June 23, 2024 at 4:08 PM
3, i get real conflicted with, firmly in the camp that orcs have had black/Mongolian coded for a long time (i try to always respectfully embrace that in my work by learning more about Turkish-Mongolians). here i don't think they're distinctly Mexican there's a vibe of native Meso-American
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June 23, 2024 at 4:06 PM