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Richard deValmont
@devalmont.myatproto.social
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Co-host of Horror Podcast Bela Lugosi's Shed with HJ Doom. Guitarist, Gamer, Lefty. I rant (and occasionally rave) about gaming and politics. He/Him, or They/Them is fine too.
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This came to me while I was getting my lunch, and is now sitting in a folder called 'My Photoshopped Bullshit'.
A cartoon showing Mazlow's Hierarchy of Needs triangle above the edge of a precipice. Below it is bloody spikes, and it is balanced on its corner by a thin rod labelled 'Constant Struggle to not catastrophise about the worst possible things that could be happening at any given time'.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The typographic and design choices in this restaurant's logo HAVE to be deliberate, right?
Menu for a pizza and kebab restaurant called Döner Land. The logo is Döner in white and Land in black on an orange background.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Symbol, or 'The Paedophile Formerly Known as Prince'.
The Heraldic arms of Duke of York, Nonce.
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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If these figures are correct then this is the size of the Epstein Ballroom:
A satellite view photo of the White House, with a white outline drawn to the dimensions of the new ballroom described in the quoted post. It's considerably larger than the rest of the White House put together.
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Paging @geepranks.bsky.social in particular but anyone else with bug/antique experience, any advice?
Picture of a butterfly in an antique frame with visibly deteriorated wings, with a request for anyone who can advise as to repairing or replacing it.
October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This is (R) Bingus Mingus and (L) Beeple Meeple (the Cat Who Thinks He's People).
Two black and white kittens. The one on the left is beautiful, the one on the right is a gurning idiot (but also beautiful).
September 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Toxic masculinity is thinking youand your friends have to sexually assault each other to be 'fun'.
A @Fesshole post containing 'In the pub carrying 3 pints, my mate came up behind me and pulled my pants down. Undies came down too' My reply of 'Mates don't assault mates' Two replies to my post reading 'Your mates are clearly no fun' and 'They absolutely fucking do.'
September 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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One of ours does that too.
A sleeping black and white kitten with one back leg inexplicably in the air.
September 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Cis man here who LOVES wearing a skirt and being pretty!
Long haired man wearing a black tank top and a black shirt. He has tattoos and is wearing black lipstick. Fucking Goth.
September 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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I've been thinking the last couple of hours that my Bluesky feed is even more Transformers-focused than usual.
The status bar of my Bluesky App showing that it is on the Transformers-specific feed.
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
Arrest mugshot of Lee Harvey Oswald.
August 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Tarted up for Infest Day 2.

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
A middle aged man past his prime wearing a black kilt and a vest top.
August 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I honestly thought this was R2-D2.
A copy of the Mirror newspaper with the headline 'Epstein, The Queen and the Royal Box'. There is a circular picture of a balcony that looks like R2-D2 from Star Wars.
August 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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After three days and a lot of hard work, the lounge is finally Goth Enough*.

*This is a lie. No room is ever Goth Enough.
A fireplace wall painted purple. The fireplace is black and there is a large mirror on the mantlepiece. The same room with the fireplace wall on the right. There are two black sofas and a black and white striped rug on the floor.
July 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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They both decided the best thing they could do all day is spend it fighting the dust sheets. Tiny clowns.
A pair of black and white kittens. One (Beeple) is looking at the camera serenely. The other (Bingus) is screaming like a loon.
July 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Is it the same reason our kittens are now replete with purple spots?
A freshly painted fireplace and wall, done in a vibrant dark purple.
July 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Stunning, wasn't he? And he is still a very striking man, even in his 80s. He has incredible blue eyes.
Udo Kier now, still looking great at 80 years old. Grey haired white man with ice blue eyes.
July 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Any of these 'Most Beautiful Male Movie Stars' lists are incorrect, because the actual list would just be Udo Kier, ten times.
Udo Kier looking beautiful. Udo Kier looking beautiful in black and white. Udo Kier looking beautiful with no shirt on.
July 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Men in these comments: 'Call me crazy, right, but I think that AUBREY PLAZA is really hot. I know, mad, right? So random!'

Women in these comments: 'I want the big goggle-eyed bald guy from The Hills Have Eyes to blow my back out'.
A FB post by Collider.com asking 'Who's an actor YOU find attractive but they aren't mentioned in the "traditionally attractive" conversation?' on a red background.
July 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers.
Harvey Keitel and the robot Hector from the film Saturn 3. Hector is a large silver robot with we'll-defined muscles and a small head.
July 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I was ONE THOUSAND PERCENT sure this was an Onion article when I saw it. I'm still not convinced even though it's on multiple news sites.
News article reading 'The White House officially paves over the Rose Garden - Construction crews bulldozed the historic garden this week.'
June 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Paul Atreides: 'What's in the bottles?'
A pack of four bottles of paint but the T in the logo is light yellow so it looks like it just says 'Pain'.
June 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Hear me out...
The Nightmare-inducing robot woman from Superman 3. She is all silver with blank eyes and messy black hair.
June 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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I'm assuming you're aware of this, but just in case you're not here's a great way to ground yourself:
A guide to Grounding called Grounding 5 4 3 2 1, which reads 'Begin with a full breath in and out and slowly take in your space, naming 5 things you can see, 4 things you can feel, 3 things you can hear, 2 things you can smell, 1 things you can taste.'
May 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Given that we were 1-0 up on Wednesday night as well, you can see how fun it is to be a Spurs fan.
Screenshot of the BBC sports page which has the following information: Sunday 25th May 2025 Premier League Tottenham Hotspur 1, Brighton and Hove Albion 4. Times show that Spurs scored in the 17th minute and Brighton scored in the 51st, 64th, 88th and 93rd minutes.
May 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM