Richard deValmont
@devalmont.myatproto.social
Co-host of Horror Podcast Bela Lugosi's Shed with HJ Doom. Guitarist, Gamer, Lefty. I rant (and occasionally rave) about gaming and politics. He/Him, or They/Them is fine too.
I'm currently got some nice ham, pastrami, and some lovely thin-sliced brisket in the fridge. I'm a class traitor.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm currently got some nice ham, pastrami, and some lovely thin-sliced brisket in the fridge. I'm a class traitor.
And your meatus.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
And your meatus.
Nothing is upsetting as what Bram Stoker thinks Yorkshiremen sound like.
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Nothing is upsetting as what Bram Stoker thinks Yorkshiremen sound like.
And every shot is less than two seconds else the hedgehogs grow a beak.
November 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
And every shot is less than two seconds else the hedgehogs grow a beak.
At the top of Barad-dûr, sits Sauron's ever-wwtchful Eye.
At the base? Sauron's Quim.
At the base? Sauron's Quim.
November 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
At the top of Barad-dûr, sits Sauron's ever-wwtchful Eye.
At the base? Sauron's Quim.
At the base? Sauron's Quim.
I'm sure we're both now imagining the intro to Dad's Army, but set inside a Second Reich vagina instead of the French coast.
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I'm sure we're both now imagining the intro to Dad's Army, but set inside a Second Reich vagina instead of the French coast.
Nothing like a joke that requires obscure Excel knowledge to get.
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Nothing like a joke that requires obscure Excel knowledge to get.
But arriving 4 years and a day late to kill Hitler because your time machine was an Apple.
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
But arriving 4 years and a day late to kill Hitler because your time machine was an Apple.
I might wait until the last day of the sale and see if anything else has jumped out at me more.
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I might wait until the last day of the sale and see if anything else has jumped out at me more.