Si Tighe
@deuxbottles.bsky.social
Proper snort laughing
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
#amindofmyown
There was absolutely no need to introduce Scrappy-Doo as a character! He was a prick and disturbed the harmony of the group.
August 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
There was absolutely no need to introduce Scrappy-Doo as a character! He was a prick and disturbed the harmony of the group.
#LFC a very good team, but truly awful dancers #champions
April 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
#LFC a very good team, but truly awful dancers #champions
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Swipe A Zebras Cunt On A Tesco Self Service Machine And Call For Assistance It's 10:00PM
April 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Swipe A Zebras Cunt On A Tesco Self Service Machine And Call For Assistance It's 10:00PM
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⚠️ BREAKING: What Is Causing Extreme Weather?
👇🏻 Please watch this latest #BrokenNews report, then share.
youtu.be/_X2p9dMsNFY?...
👇🏻 Please watch this latest #BrokenNews report, then share.
youtu.be/_X2p9dMsNFY?...
What Is Causing Extreme Weather? - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
January 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
⚠️ BREAKING: What Is Causing Extreme Weather?
👇🏻 Please watch this latest #BrokenNews report, then share.
youtu.be/_X2p9dMsNFY?...
👇🏻 Please watch this latest #BrokenNews report, then share.
youtu.be/_X2p9dMsNFY?...
Let the 4 year shit show commence
January 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Let the 4 year shit show commence
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A little comic about desire paths.
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A little comic about desire paths.
@support.bsky.team It's the attack of the Alex bots ...
January 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@support.bsky.team It's the attack of the Alex bots ...
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Wordle 1,269 2/6*
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I made a turtle 🐢
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I made a turtle 🐢
December 9, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Wordle 1,269 2/6*
🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I made a turtle 🐢
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I made a turtle 🐢
What's #Assad going to do now on a day to day basis? Go out for coffee, potter around Moscow parks, prank Putin for a lark? What do deposed dictators get up to?
December 8, 2024 at 11:42 PM
What's #Assad going to do now on a day to day basis? Go out for coffee, potter around Moscow parks, prank Putin for a lark? What do deposed dictators get up to?
@martinrowson.bsky.social Always thought GW looked like a grinning bollock, so here he is served up as a lambs testicle #DrawGreggWallace
December 7, 2024 at 2:02 PM
@martinrowson.bsky.social Always thought GW looked like a grinning bollock, so here he is served up as a lambs testicle #DrawGreggWallace
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@martinrowson.bsky.social Martin Rowson invited people to #DrawJeremyClarkson
I’m usually up for a doodling challenge but
I thought, ‘Must I?’
However, I did - a very quick pencil sketch. It was torture! I never want to see that man’s face again… 🫣
I’m usually up for a doodling challenge but
I thought, ‘Must I?’
However, I did - a very quick pencil sketch. It was torture! I never want to see that man’s face again… 🫣
November 30, 2024 at 7:25 PM
@martinrowson.bsky.social Martin Rowson invited people to #DrawJeremyClarkson
I’m usually up for a doodling challenge but
I thought, ‘Must I?’
However, I did - a very quick pencil sketch. It was torture! I never want to see that man’s face again… 🫣
I’m usually up for a doodling challenge but
I thought, ‘Must I?’
However, I did - a very quick pencil sketch. It was torture! I never want to see that man’s face again… 🫣
Reposted by Si Tighe
It's good to see the @martinrowson.bsky.social #Draw challenges back—my attempt at #DrawJeremyClarkson. I did attempt a poem too, but it turns out I suck at poetry, so feel free to fill in the blank.
November 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
It's good to see the @martinrowson.bsky.social #Draw challenges back—my attempt at #DrawJeremyClarkson. I did attempt a poem too, but it turns out I suck at poetry, so feel free to fill in the blank.
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Elf On The Shelf
(Prints of my work available in my shop! Link in bio)
(Prints of my work available in my shop! Link in bio)
![Comic by Stephen Collins, script below:
SCENE: A man called BEN is positioning two elves on a shelf, trying to make it look like they are stealing a cookie from a jar.
1.
ELF: You don’t have to do this Ben.
2
ELF: You can stop now.
It’s a choice.
3
BEN: SSH! Just hold the biscuit.
4
ELF: Is Christmas not stressful enough? Are you a masochist, Ben?
5
BEN: It’s magical.
ELF: Magical?
6
ELF: Positioning me and my wife into humiliating tableaux of low-level criminality is not ‘magical', Ben.
It is self-harm.
7
ELF: You’re going to have to do this every night, every Christmas, for the next 13 years.
8
ELF: When you’re stressed, when you’re tired…
9
ELF: And what for? For *likes*?
10
ELF: You want to normalise surveillance culture for your children and ruin your evenings… for *Instagram*?
You mark my words:
11
ELF: Ten years from now you’ll be making me a papier mâché armchair at three in the morning
and wanting to die.
12
BEN: [Throwing Elf across the room] IT’S MAGICAAAAL
ELF: AAARGH](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidqdnxb3bdp3cqsxfzov7sh55f27u4wrcon2ltbnqbbu2qj36jyfu@jpeg)
November 26, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Elf On The Shelf
(Prints of my work available in my shop! Link in bio)
(Prints of my work available in my shop! Link in bio)