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BUSS: Activist moms say MTG lost touch with middle America.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
BUSS: Activist moms say MTG lost touch with middle America.
EDITORIAL: U.S. Coast Guard sets an example for civility.
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The Coast Guard will classify the Nazi-era insignia as “potentially divisive” under its new guidelines.
www.detroitnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
EDITORIAL: U.S. Coast Guard sets an example for civility.
GUEST COLUMN: Jake Lang and I disagree on much but we found common ground on our shared commitment to protecting family values from gay books.
By Dawud Walid, CAIR-Michigan leader
By Dawud Walid, CAIR-Michigan leader
'They're outbreeding our women!' Pardoned J6er leads anti-Muslim protest for 'white race'
A pardoned Jan. 6 rioter led an anti-Muslim protest in Dearborn, Michigan, that had been planned and then denounced by Republican gubernatorial candidate Anthony Hudson.On Tuesday, Hudson told the Mic...
www.rawstory.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
GUEST COLUMN: Jake Lang and I disagree on much but we found common ground on our shared commitment to protecting family values from gay books.
By Dawud Walid, CAIR-Michigan leader
By Dawud Walid, CAIR-Michigan leader
LEDUFF: Outside the McDonald’s on Woodward in ritzy Midtown, LeAndre uses his day old coffee cup to ask for spare change. “I don’t care about Trump or tariffs, man. I’m just fed up with 12 years of Dugganomics!”
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
LEDUFF: Outside the McDonald’s on Woodward in ritzy Midtown, LeAndre uses his day old coffee cup to ask for spare change. “I don’t care about Trump or tariffs, man. I’m just fed up with 12 years of Dugganomics!”
GUEST SCANDAL: Epstein Scandal? What happened on Mackinac Island was a private matter. And I still support the President.
By Lena Epstein, no longer the most embarrassing Epstein
By Lena Epstein, no longer the most embarrassing Epstein
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
GUEST SCANDAL: Epstein Scandal? What happened on Mackinac Island was a private matter. And I still support the President.
By Lena Epstein, no longer the most embarrassing Epstein
By Lena Epstein, no longer the most embarrassing Epstein
DUMAS: Contrary to his public image, I have always found Jeffrey Epstein to be pleasant, professional, and passionate.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
DUMAS: Contrary to his public image, I have always found Jeffrey Epstein to be pleasant, professional, and passionate.
GUEST COLUMN: Unfounded allegations of President Trump performing fellatio are irresponsible and incredibly hot.
By Dennis Lennox, former drain commissioner
By Dennis Lennox, former drain commissioner
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
GUEST COLUMN: Unfounded allegations of President Trump performing fellatio are irresponsible and incredibly hot.
By Dennis Lennox, former drain commissioner
By Dennis Lennox, former drain commissioner
BUSS: Radical feminists say we should listen to women. Why won’t they listen to Megyn Kelly.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
BUSS: Radical feminists say we should listen to women. Why won’t they listen to Megyn Kelly.
BUSS: At Hillsdale College, students want Congress focused on the next migrant caravan instead of Jeffrey Epstein.
BELOW: Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein just hoaxing around.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
BUSS: At Hillsdale College, students want Congress focused on the next migrant caravan instead of Jeffrey Epstein.
FINLEY: Put Rick Snyder in charge of the Epstein Files.
Adelita Grijalva's swearing in will make her Democrats' newest member in the US House of Representatives, but it'll also officially set in motion lawmakers' effort to force a vote on a bill to compel the release of the Jeffrey Epstein case files.
https://cnn.it/47U4nor
https://cnn.it/47U4nor
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
FINLEY: Put Rick Snyder in charge of the Epstein Files.
FINLEY: Mike Duggan reminds me of the Democrats I grew up with…in the south…in the 1950s.
Mike Duggan: “These Medicaid cuts are not as bad as they look.”
Shocker, the man taking in a lot of MAGA money is defending MAGA medicaid cuts.
Shocker, the man taking in a lot of MAGA money is defending MAGA medicaid cuts.
Duggan defends Trump’s Medicaid work rules as critics warn cuts will strip coverage from hundreds of thousands - Detroit Metro Times
Health care leaders and Democrats say Mike Duggan is ignoring the reality of Trump’s legislation, which slashes $840 billion from Medicaid over the next decade. Duggan is running for governor.
www.metrotimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
FINLEY: Mike Duggan reminds me of the Democrats I grew up with…in the south…in the 1950s.
GUEST COLUMN: I’m very disappointed with Michiganders who cynically refuse to trust the great people at DTE to build an AI data center with minimal regulatory oversight.
By Cindy Pasky, bravely defending corporate utilities
By Cindy Pasky, bravely defending corporate utilities
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel on Thursday filed a notice with state energy regulators intervening in DTE Energy’s request to approve two contracts allowing them to supply power to a data center under development in Saline Township.
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Nessel aims to open up hearing on DTE data center contracts • Michigan Advance
Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel on Thursday filed a notice with state energy regulators intervening in DTE Energy’s request to approve two contracts allowing them to supply power to a data cente...
michiganadvance.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
GUEST COLUMN: I’m very disappointed with Michiganders who cynically refuse to trust the great people at DTE to build an AI data center with minimal regulatory oversight.
By Cindy Pasky, bravely defending corporate utilities
By Cindy Pasky, bravely defending corporate utilities
BUSS: Elections of Abigail Spanberger, Mikie Sherrill, and Mary Sheffield are bad news for women, says Riley Gaines
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger will win the Virginia gubernatorial election, projects Decision Desk HQ
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
BUSS: Elections of Abigail Spanberger, Mikie Sherrill, and Mary Sheffield are bad news for women, says Riley Gaines
BANKOLE: Mamdani still hasn’t visited Benton Harbor.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
BANKOLE: Mamdani still hasn’t visited Benton Harbor.
FINLEY: Detroit voters set back the cause of bipartisanship by rejecting Karen Whitsett
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
FINLEY: Detroit voters set back the cause of bipartisanship by rejecting Karen Whitsett
FINLEY: Democrats like Mamdani risk alienating blue-collar heartland voters, says John Rakolta.
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
FINLEY: Democrats like Mamdani risk alienating blue-collar heartland voters, says John Rakolta.
BANKOLE: Mayor-Elect Sheffield is ignoring neighborhoods, community says.
CNN Projection: Detroit elects its first female mayor
Voters in multiple states on Tuesday are participating in the first major elections of President Donald Trump’s second term. Follow here for live news updates, results, analysis and more.
www.cnn.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
BANKOLE: Mayor-Elect Sheffield is ignoring neighborhoods, community says.
BUSS: Don’t sully Dick Cheney’s legacy by discussing his actions after Jan. 5, 2021.
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents in US history, dies at 84
The hard-charging conservative became one of the most powerful and polarizing vice presidents and a leading advocate for the invasion of Iraq.
apnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
BUSS: Don’t sully Dick Cheney’s legacy by discussing his actions after Jan. 5, 2021.
FINLEY: Detroit will replace Mike Duggan as mayor today. Is it too soon to appoint an emergency manager?
Election Day: Detroiters to pick a new mayor
Detroit City Council President Mary Sheffield and the Rev. Solomon Kinloch are the candidates for the Detroit mayoral race as Mike Duggan is stepping down. Polls are open from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. today.
www.cbsnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
FINLEY: Detroit will replace Mike Duggan as mayor today. Is it too soon to appoint an emergency manager?
BUSS: Intolerant left attacks Catholic children.
Harrisburg church apologizes for grade school Halloween float displaying Auschwitz gates phrase
Bishop Timothy Senior said he was “shocked and appalled to learn” the float entered by the St. Joseph Catholic School in Hanover, which resembled the Auschwitz Concentration Camp gate, …
nypost.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
BUSS: Intolerant left attacks Catholic children.
BUSS: Moms, not the Constitution, should decide if Trump gets a third term.
Trump on a third term: "I would love to do it. I have the best numbers ever. Am I not ruling it out? You'll have to tell me."
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
BUSS: Moms, not the Constitution, should decide if Trump gets a third term.
GUEST COLUMN: Jonathan Smith failed because there is still too much teal on the Michigan State campus.
By John Engler, MSU Dairy Store elite-level patron
By John Engler, MSU Dairy Store elite-level patron
Niyo: Spartans’ mistake-filled loss makes Smith’s spot even more shaky
It’ll only get louder now, even as the crowds begin to thin.
Surely, Jonathan Smith knows that, especially after another loss to Michigan.
www.detroitnews.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
GUEST COLUMN: Jonathan Smith failed because there is still too much teal on the Michigan State campus.
By John Engler, MSU Dairy Store elite-level patron
By John Engler, MSU Dairy Store elite-level patron
BUSS: Young Republicans need to stop saying the quiet part out loud.
Buss: GOP must address its young, racist chatters
The texts are nasty. It should be easy to denounce them. The fact that some Republican leaders are struggling to do so is a problem.
www.detroitnews.com
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
BUSS: Young Republicans need to stop saying the quiet part out loud.
GUEST COLUMN: Demolishing the White House East Wing will bolster economic development in Washington DC.
By George Jackson, demolish everything George cries
By George Jackson, demolish everything George cries
At least 2 historic magnolia trees, Kennedy Garden appear to have been removed to make way for Trump's White House ballroom
Satellite images show that President Donald Trump's project to build a $300 million grand ballroom has appeared to take down at least six trees on the White House grounds
abcnews.go.com
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
GUEST COLUMN: Demolishing the White House East Wing will bolster economic development in Washington DC.
By George Jackson, demolish everything George cries
By George Jackson, demolish everything George cries
BUSS: American voters don’t want Canada, or RINO elites like Ronald Reagan, telling us what to do.
Here's the Ronald Reagan ad from Canada that Trump calls "fake."
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
BUSS: American voters don’t want Canada, or RINO elites like Ronald Reagan, telling us what to do.