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Deso
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I'm not giving my name to a machine

Once tipped a stripper with a Filet-O'-Fish
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Elon can suck a fart out of my ass
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spring ends way too quickly
#umamusume #ウマ娘
September 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Tokai Teio but shes a gerbil

#umamusume #ウマ娘
August 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Very glad that @hangmanpage.bsky.social is champ, but the garden posting had better not stop as a result. If I lose my stream of aggressive plant facts, I'm gonna be upset.
July 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
1 hour later. Guess I should have placed my order faster than 5 sec after the site goes live.
July 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Literally put into cart and went to checkout within 5 sec of the product going live.
July 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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omg they even ate the bones
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
THERE IS NO PEACEFUL REVOLUTION
WEAPONIZE THE CONSTITUTION
YOU DESIRE RACIAL PURITY
I'LL SMASH YOU INTO OBSCURITY
June 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I've been drinking at a bar for the last 5 hours and have #wwe Saturday whatever-the-fuck on. Logan Paul killed my buzz instantly. I wish nothing but the worst for this idiot.
May 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Literally went to check out within 20sec of the site going live and I'm at an hour wait. @magic.wizards.com, fix this nonsense.
March 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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do you ever
February 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Blizzard's back, Baby!
November 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Eat ass Elon
November 14, 2024 at 11:20 PM
My algorithm has been giving me a lot of crow related posts and yeah let's keep doing that crows are rad
November 14, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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It’s dark and I’m cold

#meme #memes
November 14, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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Aright friends! Time to do my #MCVEGAS giveaway.

- A con exclusive playmat (signed), lanyard, and pin

- Magic Con 2024 angel sleeves + deck box

-Full art nonfoil counterspell

-Signed nonfoil cards of each #MTG character I've ever cosplayed

To enter: ✅️Like this post, ✅️follow me, and ✅️repost!
November 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Elon can suck a fart out of my ass
October 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
October 19, 2024 at 8:53 PM
I made the thing
October 19, 2024 at 8:53 PM