Deso
@desomas.bsky.social
I'm not giving my name to a machine
Once tipped a stripper with a Filet-O'-Fish
Once tipped a stripper with a Filet-O'-Fish
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Deso
@desomas.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Elon can suck a fart out of my ass
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September 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Very glad that @hangmanpage.bsky.social is champ, but the garden posting had better not stop as a result. If I lose my stream of aggressive plant facts, I'm gonna be upset.
July 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Very glad that @hangmanpage.bsky.social is champ, but the garden posting had better not stop as a result. If I lose my stream of aggressive plant facts, I'm gonna be upset.
1 hour later. Guess I should have placed my order faster than 5 sec after the site goes live.
July 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
1 hour later. Guess I should have placed my order faster than 5 sec after the site goes live.
Literally put into cart and went to checkout within 5 sec of the product going live.
July 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Literally put into cart and went to checkout within 5 sec of the product going live.
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omg they even ate the bones
June 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
omg they even ate the bones
THERE IS NO PEACEFUL REVOLUTION
WEAPONIZE THE CONSTITUTION
YOU DESIRE RACIAL PURITY
I'LL SMASH YOU INTO OBSCURITY
WEAPONIZE THE CONSTITUTION
YOU DESIRE RACIAL PURITY
I'LL SMASH YOU INTO OBSCURITY
June 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
THERE IS NO PEACEFUL REVOLUTION
WEAPONIZE THE CONSTITUTION
YOU DESIRE RACIAL PURITY
I'LL SMASH YOU INTO OBSCURITY
WEAPONIZE THE CONSTITUTION
YOU DESIRE RACIAL PURITY
I'LL SMASH YOU INTO OBSCURITY
I've been drinking at a bar for the last 5 hours and have #wwe Saturday whatever-the-fuck on. Logan Paul killed my buzz instantly. I wish nothing but the worst for this idiot.
May 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I've been drinking at a bar for the last 5 hours and have #wwe Saturday whatever-the-fuck on. Logan Paul killed my buzz instantly. I wish nothing but the worst for this idiot.
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Literally went to check out within 20sec of the site going live and I'm at an hour wait. @magic.wizards.com, fix this nonsense.
March 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Literally went to check out within 20sec of the site going live and I'm at an hour wait. @magic.wizards.com, fix this nonsense.
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Blizzard's back, Baby!
November 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Blizzard's back, Baby!
My algorithm has been giving me a lot of crow related posts and yeah let's keep doing that crows are rad
November 14, 2024 at 11:16 PM
My algorithm has been giving me a lot of crow related posts and yeah let's keep doing that crows are rad
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November 14, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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Aright friends! Time to do my #MCVEGAS giveaway.
- A con exclusive playmat (signed), lanyard, and pin
- Magic Con 2024 angel sleeves + deck box
-Full art nonfoil counterspell
-Signed nonfoil cards of each #MTG character I've ever cosplayed
To enter: ✅️Like this post, ✅️follow me, and ✅️repost!
- A con exclusive playmat (signed), lanyard, and pin
- Magic Con 2024 angel sleeves + deck box
-Full art nonfoil counterspell
-Signed nonfoil cards of each #MTG character I've ever cosplayed
To enter: ✅️Like this post, ✅️follow me, and ✅️repost!
November 11, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Elon can suck a fart out of my ass
October 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Elon can suck a fart out of my ass
