Deso
@desomas.bsky.social
I'm not giving my name to a machine
Once tipped a stripper with a Filet-O'-Fish
Once tipped a stripper with a Filet-O'-Fish
Is that a certain Chinese horse???
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Is that a certain Chinese horse???
Cap really do be eating
August 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Cap really do be eating
She's pissed and you're on dirt. Make your peace.
August 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
She's pissed and you're on dirt. Make your peace.
It's a experimental drug that accelerates the brain. it doesn't make you any smarter, though. I'm performing 1,000 calculations a second, and they're all wrong.
July 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It's a experimental drug that accelerates the brain. it doesn't make you any smarter, though. I'm performing 1,000 calculations a second, and they're all wrong.
Tell me about it. Placed order less than 10 sec after the bundle went live. Guess that's my fault for being so slow.
July 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Tell me about it. Placed order less than 10 sec after the bundle went live. Guess that's my fault for being so slow.
I don't trust soup, but I might make an exception....
June 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't trust soup, but I might make an exception....
If you want to get rid of that collector boosty box, I know someone who'd be interested in buying....
June 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you want to get rid of that collector boosty box, I know someone who'd be interested in buying....
Rip free time for the next month
June 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Rip free time for the next month
Oh see I'm thinking big mansion style type cult deal. Like, more rooms than nessicary and behind every door is a mystery. Is it a bathroom? Is it a ritual chamber? Is it a smoking room? Who knows!
April 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oh see I'm thinking big mansion style type cult deal. Like, more rooms than nessicary and behind every door is a mystery. Is it a bathroom? Is it a ritual chamber? Is it a smoking room? Who knows!
Like, at least 10-15 bedrooms.
April 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Like, at least 10-15 bedrooms.
I want the drills to become bread holders
April 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I want the drills to become bread holders