Desert Doggo
@desertdoggo.bsky.social
Part time dog, full time durp.
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Repeat after me: If someone breaks into your device because you haven't changed the default password then you should NOT call it 'being hacked'
(This message brought to you by flip who was laughing at an article about IP cameras today)
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December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Repeat after me: If someone breaks into your device because you haven't changed the default password then you should NOT call it 'being hacked'
(This message brought to you by flip who was laughing at an article about IP cameras today)
(This message brought to you by flip who was laughing at an article about IP cameras today)
My father, who passed away a few years ago, loved Black Friday and the day before Christmas.
He went to Emerald Square Mall. He’d park (wherever). He would go to only the food court and order Arby’s roast beef.
Then he’d go walking through the parking lot.
Not to find his car. Just because.
He went to Emerald Square Mall. He’d park (wherever). He would go to only the food court and order Arby’s roast beef.
Then he’d go walking through the parking lot.
Not to find his car. Just because.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My father, who passed away a few years ago, loved Black Friday and the day before Christmas.
He went to Emerald Square Mall. He’d park (wherever). He would go to only the food court and order Arby’s roast beef.
Then he’d go walking through the parking lot.
Not to find his car. Just because.
He went to Emerald Square Mall. He’d park (wherever). He would go to only the food court and order Arby’s roast beef.
Then he’d go walking through the parking lot.
Not to find his car. Just because.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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LISTEN I ONLY GET TURKEY DINNER ONCE A YEAR AND DONT BODY SHAME ME.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
LISTEN I ONLY GET TURKEY DINNER ONCE A YEAR AND DONT BODY SHAME ME.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you e been to:
Billy Joel at the Providence Civic Center
Weird Al Yankovich at Warwick Musical Theatre
They Might Be Giants at the Hatch Shell
@runtt.bsky.social at the Improper Bostonian
Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats at the GSR
Billy Joel at the Providence Civic Center
Weird Al Yankovich at Warwick Musical Theatre
They Might Be Giants at the Hatch Shell
@runtt.bsky.social at the Improper Bostonian
Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats at the GSR
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Justice, Porter Robinson, The Midnight, Pendulum, Moderat
alternatively (and pun fully intended):
System of a Down (w/ Deftones + The Mars Volta), A Perfect Circle (w/ Puscifer + Primus), Queens of the Stone Age, Incubus, Silversun Pickups
Justice, Porter Robinson, The Midnight, Pendulum, Moderat
alternatively (and pun fully intended):
System of a Down (w/ Deftones + The Mars Volta), A Perfect Circle (w/ Puscifer + Primus), Queens of the Stone Age, Incubus, Silversun Pickups
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Tank and the Bangas & Big Freedia
Earthgang w/ Duckwrth, Armand Hammer
GY!BE
Sleigh Bells
The Cat Empire
Tank and the Bangas & Big Freedia
Earthgang w/ Duckwrth, Armand Hammer
GY!BE
Sleigh Bells
The Cat Empire
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you e been to:
Billy Joel at the Providence Civic Center
Weird Al Yankovich at Warwick Musical Theatre
They Might Be Giants at the Hatch Shell
@runtt.bsky.social at the Improper Bostonian
Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats at the GSR
Billy Joel at the Providence Civic Center
Weird Al Yankovich at Warwick Musical Theatre
They Might Be Giants at the Hatch Shell
@runtt.bsky.social at the Improper Bostonian
Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats at the GSR
A subscription to this fine periodical has been ordered for my 13 year old niece and 11 year old nephew. I am looking forward to the conversation with a teacher / principal / purported authority figure as to age appropriate material and then simply toss a copy of The New York Times at the person.
Extremely good news: A print subscription for The Onion is very on sale today. You'll get your first copy by Christmas.
It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
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It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
membership.theonion.com
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A subscription to this fine periodical has been ordered for my 13 year old niece and 11 year old nephew. I am looking forward to the conversation with a teacher / principal / purported authority figure as to age appropriate material and then simply toss a copy of The New York Times at the person.
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them inside.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them inside.
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It was just my birthday 🎂
And this ain’t blowing itself out~
#FatSheathFriday #Fursuit #Murrsuit
#Furry #FullFitSheath #RealBalls
And this ain’t blowing itself out~
#FatSheathFriday #Fursuit #Murrsuit
#Furry #FullFitSheath #RealBalls
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It was just my birthday 🎂
And this ain’t blowing itself out~
#FatSheathFriday #Fursuit #Murrsuit
#Furry #FullFitSheath #RealBalls
And this ain’t blowing itself out~
#FatSheathFriday #Fursuit #Murrsuit
#Furry #FullFitSheath #RealBalls
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“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
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when he graduated, the university received its diploma. he wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes. terms & conditions agree with him.
he is the most akita man in the world.
#FursuitFriday
he is the most akita man in the world.
#FursuitFriday
September 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
when he graduated, the university received its diploma. he wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes. terms & conditions agree with him.
he is the most akita man in the world.
#FursuitFriday
he is the most akita man in the world.
#FursuitFriday
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Getting excited makes the sheath tighter feeling 💄🥴 — time to slide it back and let it all hang out 🦴🪢
#fursuit #murrsuit #fatsheathfriday
#fursuit #murrsuit #fatsheathfriday
September 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Getting excited makes the sheath tighter feeling 💄🥴 — time to slide it back and let it all hang out 🦴🪢
#fursuit #murrsuit #fatsheathfriday
#fursuit #murrsuit #fatsheathfriday
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daily affirmations:
- you’re a good dog
- you deserve a treat
- it’s okay to steal a forklift
- look it’s even got the keys in it
- you’re a good dog
- you deserve a treat
- it’s okay to steal a forklift
- look it’s even got the keys in it
September 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
daily affirmations:
- you’re a good dog
- you deserve a treat
- it’s okay to steal a forklift
- look it’s even got the keys in it
- you’re a good dog
- you deserve a treat
- it’s okay to steal a forklift
- look it’s even got the keys in it
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September 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This is the future liberals want. And I’m here for it.
August 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the future liberals want. And I’m here for it.
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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Sad to think that on that fateful night, despite the urgent call, it is highly unlikely that everybody wanged chung
July 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sad to think that on that fateful night, despite the urgent call, it is highly unlikely that everybody wanged chung
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First poster for ‘Coyote vs Acme’
In theaters August 28, 2026
In theaters August 28, 2026
July 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
First poster for ‘Coyote vs Acme’
In theaters August 28, 2026
In theaters August 28, 2026
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Let me get into a better position for you~
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July 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Let me get into a better position for you~
See more content like this on my lewd telegram channel t.me/frayesbackal...
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July 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It's this pup's birthday, anybody wanna give me some cake? 🍑🎂👀
July 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's this pup's birthday, anybody wanna give me some cake? 🍑🎂👀
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September 12, 2024 at 9:31 PM