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@deschain82.bsky.social
Author, poet, self described daggy dad, Lord of all Creation and Warhammer enthusiast.
Bible 3: Rise of Gavin is out June 2026 at all earthly bookstores.
Bible 3: Rise of Gavin is out June 2026 at all earthly bookstores.
Mr Bove has definitely eaten several extinct species of lizard.
February 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Mr Bove has definitely eaten several extinct species of lizard.
He looks terrific for a thousand year old creature of the night though.
Hydration is king.
Hydration is king.
February 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
He looks terrific for a thousand year old creature of the night though.
Hydration is king.
Hydration is king.
Tom Homan sits like he’s got his own fist lodged in his ass.
February 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tom Homan sits like he’s got his own fist lodged in his ass.
Both literally and figuratively a sick burn.
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Both literally and figuratively a sick burn.
Just a reminder to start bottling your piss so in 2028 you can fling it at an ICE detention mech piloted by a kid named Deez Nutz.
February 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Just a reminder to start bottling your piss so in 2028 you can fling it at an ICE detention mech piloted by a kid named Deez Nutz.
I can’t afford toilet paper….GOD DAMN TAFT AND HIS POLICIES.
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I can’t afford toilet paper….GOD DAMN TAFT AND HIS POLICIES.
“A handful of sheepshit rubbed into your scalp while walking around a stone circle widdershins at cock’s crow will cure both lung cancer and erectile dysfunction.” - Department of Health 2027
February 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“A handful of sheepshit rubbed into your scalp while walking around a stone circle widdershins at cock’s crow will cure both lung cancer and erectile dysfunction.” - Department of Health 2027
When egg prices are 300% higher and at least one major city is a charred hole in the ground, they’ll still blame Biden.
February 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When egg prices are 300% higher and at least one major city is a charred hole in the ground, they’ll still blame Biden.
We are sold out of Emil Bove licence plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Emil Bove licence plates!
February 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
We are sold out of Emil Bove licence plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Emil Bove licence plates!
Drake is a….reasonable…person and *looks over glasses* I find his flirtations with young women *looks over glasses* somewhat disagreeable *drops mic*
February 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Drake is a….reasonable…person and *looks over glasses* I find his flirtations with young women *looks over glasses* somewhat disagreeable *drops mic*
Well you see in 1702, when Emil said his final farewell to sunlight, names were a little…..different.
February 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Well you see in 1702, when Emil said his final farewell to sunlight, names were a little…..different.
Emil rises at dusk every evening to drink the blood of the living and also to vigorously fellate Eric Adams.
February 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Emil rises at dusk every evening to drink the blood of the living and also to vigorously fellate Eric Adams.
Has Barbie Goebbels considered working for an administration that doesn’t break the law every four seconds?
February 13, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Has Barbie Goebbels considered working for an administration that doesn’t break the law every four seconds?
Grapes. You can’t get fuck all blood out of grapes.
February 13, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Grapes. You can’t get fuck all blood out of grapes.
Board members include 47’s own chief of staff and….the vice president’s wife?
What the hell?
*dies*
What the hell?
*dies*
February 13, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Board members include 47’s own chief of staff and….the vice president’s wife?
What the hell?
*dies*
What the hell?
*dies*
Hey Pam, ask 47 about what happened when Rudy was his lawyer and the price he paid for being a serial fuck up.
February 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Hey Pam, ask 47 about what happened when Rudy was his lawyer and the price he paid for being a serial fuck up.
This is a sin I can approve of.
February 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This is a sin I can approve of.
“When we entered the room, there was a powerful waft of whiskey overlaid on a stinking pomade made from motor oil and patchouli. It was Hegseth. He saw us and immediately tried to hide his copy of Juggs.”
February 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
“When we entered the room, there was a powerful waft of whiskey overlaid on a stinking pomade made from motor oil and patchouli. It was Hegseth. He saw us and immediately tried to hide his copy of Juggs.”