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deschain82.bsky.social
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@deschain82.bsky.social
Author, poet, self described daggy dad, Lord of all Creation and Warhammer enthusiast.

Bible 3: Rise of Gavin is out June 2026 at all earthly bookstores.
“I loved that body. Flabby, pasty skin. RIDDLED with phlebitis. A good Republican body!”
February 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
February 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Your daily reminder to never stop post unflattering photos of the Troll In Chief.
February 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“It’s almost summahtime Seth. Pretty soon I’ll be back in Louisiana drinking sweet tea on the porch with my high school buddy Alligator Joe.”

“Why do you call him
that?”

“Cuz he’s an alligator, Seth!”
February 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
February 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
February 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hmmmm.
February 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Here’s your daily reminder to post unflattering photos of Felon Husk at every opportunity.
February 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
February 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Yes!
February 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Drug addled homeless man attends 2025 Grammys. Nude wife not pictured.
February 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Mood.
February 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
February 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“Fuck y’all.”
February 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Fuck your thoughts and fuck your prayers. If you’re part of an administration that actively seeks to gut the FAA, you can stick them up your arse.
January 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
January 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
January 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Instead of supporting solid gold arseholes, let’s enjoy this picture of a cheetah smiling. It’s delightful.
January 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
He’s good but he’s no box of Special K.
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM