Lena Lucretia Lamont
@derryderrydown.bsky.social
I have no idea what this feels like. Not at all. I never have trouble moving my dirty laundry the one metre from my dirty laundry basket to the washer. Ahem.
November 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I have no idea what this feels like. Not at all. I never have trouble moving my dirty laundry the one metre from my dirty laundry basket to the washer. Ahem.
It's sooo good! The absolute best are the freshly-made street food ones, but the pre-packaged ones are also excellent!
November 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's sooo good! The absolute best are the freshly-made street food ones, but the pre-packaged ones are also excellent!
Those first weeks, where you have to be Socially On at all times, because you don't have any actual work to give you a break, are exhausting.
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Those first weeks, where you have to be Socially On at all times, because you don't have any actual work to give you a break, are exhausting.
Most books probably can be reduced to tropes. But at least PRETEND that yours is something new and interesting and different!
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Most books probably can be reduced to tropes. But at least PRETEND that yours is something new and interesting and different!
Wait, what? HOW have I not seen this mentioned before???
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Wait, what? HOW have I not seen this mentioned before???
Reposted by Lena Lucretia Lamont
[I have just discovered, courtesy of Wikipedia, that the actual Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies is in - Nouvion.]
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
'Allo 'Allo's Fallen Madonna sells for £15,000 at auction
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www.bbc.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
[I have just discovered, courtesy of Wikipedia, that the actual Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies is in - Nouvion.]
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
I'm currently in an environment with several big-name fashion designers. None of them is wearing properly tailored clothes, and it's entirely your fault that I know this.
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm currently in an environment with several big-name fashion designers. None of them is wearing properly tailored clothes, and it's entirely your fault that I know this.
Boat sex. No, thanks.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Boat sex. No, thanks.
I'm so, so sorry.
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'm so, so sorry.
As someone who devoted their thirties to embroidery and writing, I haven't regretted it for a second.
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
As someone who devoted their thirties to embroidery and writing, I haven't regretted it for a second.
I've had five cocktails, two glasses of wine, and a glass of champagne, so you're currently a 10, no matter which kebab spot you're at.
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I've had five cocktails, two glasses of wine, and a glass of champagne, so you're currently a 10, no matter which kebab spot you're at.
Embrace the TE Lawrence method. "They're all right. And I wish I could have found some more ways to spell it."
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Embrace the TE Lawrence method. "They're all right. And I wish I could have found some more ways to spell it."