Derrick Van Orden (parody)
@derrickvanorden.bsky.social
Artist, breeder, customer service agent
I have to ask him, first.
July 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I have to ask him, first.
Trying? We're already doing it. My rich friends are already thanking me!
June 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Trying? We're already doing it. My rich friends are already thanking me!
Send me a couple of cases and I'll let you know.
June 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Send me a couple of cases and I'll let you know.
I don't listen to the people of the 3rd unless they're donors.
June 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I don't listen to the people of the 3rd unless they're donors.
NO I'M NOT!
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
NO I'M NOT!
I object.
June 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I object.
I'm always hopeful when I'm drinking.
June 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm always hopeful when I'm drinking.
Well, yeah, that's just your opinion.
June 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Well, yeah, that's just your opinion.
What do you expect? It was after 5 pm!
June 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
What do you expect? It was after 5 pm!
That's not the only way we distract you!
June 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
That's not the only way we distract you!
Hey! Not always! I say nice things about Mr. Trump.
June 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hey! Not always! I say nice things about Mr. Trump.
As long as I got mine!
June 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
As long as I got mine!
Only sometimes.
November 14, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Only sometimes.