Derrick Van Orden
@derrickvanorden.bsky.social
Artist, breeder, customer service agent
Too cold for this today!
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Too cold for this today!
My hips hurt.
September 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My hips hurt.
This appears to meet the definition of domestic terrorism as defined in 18 US Code subsection 2331.
This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass.
This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass.
September 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This appears to meet the definition of domestic terrorism as defined in 18 US Code subsection 2331.
This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass.
This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass.
BREAKING: I will soon introduce a set of new laws outlawing negative opinions, criticisms, and jokes concerning Pres. Trump or any of his supporters, allies, affiliates, family members, friends or business partners, including me. We're not f'ing around. Violators will be imprisoned without trial.
September 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
BREAKING: I will soon introduce a set of new laws outlawing negative opinions, criticisms, and jokes concerning Pres. Trump or any of his supporters, allies, affiliates, family members, friends or business partners, including me. We're not f'ing around. Violators will be imprisoned without trial.
Proud to have @sensmithwi.bsky.social as one of my followers! Semper fi!
June 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Proud to have @sensmithwi.bsky.social as one of my followers! Semper fi!
I hope the following video will prove that I'm not a drunk, and that I am actually fit to serve in public office.
June 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I hope the following video will prove that I'm not a drunk, and that I am actually fit to serve in public office.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Just followed, VP! I'd love a follow back!
June 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Just followed, VP! I'd love a follow back!
Whew, I am so glad my good friend Bryan Steil never released that video of me yelling at children in the Capitol rotunda. Guess I'm gonna owe him big time. Maybe a six of PBR?
November 15, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Whew, I am so glad my good friend Bryan Steil never released that video of me yelling at children in the Capitol rotunda. Guess I'm gonna owe him big time. Maybe a six of PBR?
Does anyone have any children or young women I can curse at?
a cartoon of homer simpson with the words go crazy don 't mind if i do above him
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with the words go crazy don 't mind if i do above him
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Does anyone have any children or young women I can curse at?
Geez. Vivek Ramaswamy has come out in favor of defunding Veterans' health care. What am I gonna do without my monthly diability check? But I am saying NOTHING!
a man with white hair and a beard is standing in front of a green wall .
ALT: a man with white hair and a beard is standing in front of a green wall .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Geez. Vivek Ramaswamy has come out in favor of defunding Veterans' health care. What am I gonna do without my monthly diability check? But I am saying NOTHING!
Derrick's Greatest Hits!
November 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Derrick's Greatest Hits!
Who's got beer?
November 11, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Who's got beer?