Derrick Van Orden (parody)
@derrickvanorden.bsky.social
Artist, breeder, customer service agent
Too cold for this today!
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Too cold for this today!
This appears to meet the definition of domestic terrorism as defined in 18 US Code subsection 2331.
This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass.
This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass.
September 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This appears to meet the definition of domestic terrorism as defined in 18 US Code subsection 2331.
This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass.
This must be dealt with immediately, or it will be acted on by the fools that listen to this jackass.
BREAKING: I will soon introduce a set of new laws outlawing negative opinions, criticisms, and jokes concerning Pres. Trump or any of his supporters, allies, affiliates, family members, friends or business partners, including me. We're not f'ing around. Violators will be imprisoned without trial.
September 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
BREAKING: I will soon introduce a set of new laws outlawing negative opinions, criticisms, and jokes concerning Pres. Trump or any of his supporters, allies, affiliates, family members, friends or business partners, including me. We're not f'ing around. Violators will be imprisoned without trial.
I hope the following video will prove that I'm not a drunk, and that I am actually fit to serve in public office.
June 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I hope the following video will prove that I'm not a drunk, and that I am actually fit to serve in public office.
Whew, I am so glad my good friend Bryan Steil never released that video of me yelling at children in the Capitol rotunda. Guess I'm gonna owe him big time. Maybe a six of PBR?
November 15, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Whew, I am so glad my good friend Bryan Steil never released that video of me yelling at children in the Capitol rotunda. Guess I'm gonna owe him big time. Maybe a six of PBR?
Derrick's Greatest Hits!
November 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Derrick's Greatest Hits!
Who's got beer?
November 11, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Who's got beer?