Derrick Riley
@derrickriley.bsky.social
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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
I have determined it is exactly this mando deodorant
February 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I have determined it is exactly this mando deodorant
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(popping over to bsky after watching car crash snuff videos and Nazi disinfo on twitter for 6 hours) soooo this place is boring :/
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
(popping over to bsky after watching car crash snuff videos and Nazi disinfo on twitter for 6 hours) soooo this place is boring :/
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Thumbed down the inauguration on my hulu homepage and it immediately suggested will & grace
January 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Thumbed down the inauguration on my hulu homepage and it immediately suggested will & grace
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god im so beyond over the bsky handwringing. there has not been a cool website since like 2007. Just start posting bitch
January 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
god im so beyond over the bsky handwringing. there has not been a cool website since like 2007. Just start posting bitch
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Well this isn’t the coherent politics I’ve come to expect from murderers 🤔
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Well this isn’t the coherent politics I’ve come to expect from murderers 🤔
The hottest new fragrance at the gym also happens to be whatever they use to disinfect everything at Petco
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 PM
The hottest new fragrance at the gym also happens to be whatever they use to disinfect everything at Petco
I need to know if anyone remembers this movie. I finally rediscovered its name and someone must consider it historically important because Disney added it to the Internet Archive
December 1, 2024 at 12:30 AM
I need to know if anyone remembers this movie. I finally rediscovered its name and someone must consider it historically important because Disney added it to the Internet Archive
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All I want from this app: photos of dogs, bad jokes and every conceivable grievance
November 30, 2024 at 8:49 PM
All I want from this app: photos of dogs, bad jokes and every conceivable grievance
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it's so nice to have been alive for the internet's boom and to now be living through its death
November 21, 2024 at 10:23 PM
it's so nice to have been alive for the internet's boom and to now be living through its death
90% of bluesky users feel like the type of person who still puts a new Apple sticker on their car
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
90% of bluesky users feel like the type of person who still puts a new Apple sticker on their car
It should be illegal to find out what your favorite podcasters look like
November 18, 2024 at 9:19 PM
It should be illegal to find out what your favorite podcasters look like
Finally have a chance to rebuild (you will mute me again)
November 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Finally have a chance to rebuild (you will mute me again)
