Derrick Jeeter
@derrickjeeter22.bsky.social
Father, husband, communist agitator, top 1% spender on draft kings, soviet sleeper agent, and dog lover
This is real life Colonel Lockjaw
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is real life Colonel Lockjaw
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we need an Ivan the Terrible of the left
May 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
we need an Ivan the Terrible of the left
joe: im having prostate surgery
donald: i know
joe: i love you
donald: i love you too [after surgery he wakes up and only jill is there]
joe: where is donald
jill: who do you think gave you the prostate
donald: i know
joe: i love you
donald: i love you too [after surgery he wakes up and only jill is there]
joe: where is donald
jill: who do you think gave you the prostate
May 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
joe: im having prostate surgery
donald: i know
joe: i love you
donald: i love you too [after surgery he wakes up and only jill is there]
joe: where is donald
jill: who do you think gave you the prostate
donald: i know
joe: i love you
donald: i love you too [after surgery he wakes up and only jill is there]
joe: where is donald
jill: who do you think gave you the prostate
jamie dimon funds a ukranian death squad
April 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
jamie dimon funds a ukranian death squad
sounding with the chernoblyl control rods
March 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
sounding with the chernoblyl control rods
jesus IS a woman
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
jesus IS a woman
the MAGA cult is now transvestigating god almighty himself
February 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the MAGA cult is now transvestigating god almighty himself
okay guys you caught me. i’m the one who’s been plotting to replace all the whites the actual cool people
February 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
okay guys you caught me. i’m the one who’s been plotting to replace all the whites the actual cool people
the year is 2026. under the direction of elon musk, the new groyper republic now mandates the use of at least one special character in all children’s names. donald trump has underwent an experimental surgery to look like adam driver “before he went woke”. this is the new america
February 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the year is 2026. under the direction of elon musk, the new groyper republic now mandates the use of at least one special character in all children’s names. donald trump has underwent an experimental surgery to look like adam driver “before he went woke”. this is the new america
if i was on a plane hijacked by terrorists i would simply bond with them over our hatred for the US and they would let me parachute off
January 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
if i was on a plane hijacked by terrorists i would simply bond with them over our hatred for the US and they would let me parachute off
i would get out of the severance basement so easy
i’d be tunneling into the walls like a mole
i’d be tunneling into the walls like a mole
January 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i would get out of the severance basement so easy
i’d be tunneling into the walls like a mole
i’d be tunneling into the walls like a mole
just shot up a syringe from this stranger because he told me it was the woke mind vaccine
January 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
just shot up a syringe from this stranger because he told me it was the woke mind vaccine
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other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
other than genociding native people, getting rich from imported slaves, operating a racial apartheid state, using nuclear weapons against civilians, violently disrupting democracies across the world, and arming and supporting a current racial apartheid state, this is america's darkest moment.
Ho Chi Minh is unc
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ho Chi Minh is unc
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
Americas first gooning related death has been reported in Louisiana
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Americas first gooning related death has been reported in Louisiana