Derpaligatr the Wroth
@derpaligatr.bsky.social
Nerdy Pleasure Top
Gen 8 Supremacy
Minors DNI 🔞
Gen 8 Supremacy
Minors DNI 🔞
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oh, here's that time i voiced @rizdraws.bsky.social's klara post-NNN art a few years ago [2023]
(with @theyaggiestyooga.bsky.social who did some wonderful video editing for it!)
(with @theyaggiestyooga.bsky.social who did some wonderful video editing for it!)
December 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
oh, here's that time i voiced @rizdraws.bsky.social's klara post-NNN art a few years ago [2023]
(with @theyaggiestyooga.bsky.social who did some wonderful video editing for it!)
(with @theyaggiestyooga.bsky.social who did some wonderful video editing for it!)
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Rinoa & Squall:
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Rinoa & Squall:
Nintendo may be the father of Zelda but Capcom is the mother.
Oracle of Seasons
Oracle of Ages
Minish Cap
Okami
Plus Nintendo poached the director of Skyward Sword, BotW, TotK from Capcom.
Oracle of Seasons
Oracle of Ages
Minish Cap
Okami
Plus Nintendo poached the director of Skyward Sword, BotW, TotK from Capcom.
September 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Nintendo may be the father of Zelda but Capcom is the mother.
Oracle of Seasons
Oracle of Ages
Minish Cap
Okami
Plus Nintendo poached the director of Skyward Sword, BotW, TotK from Capcom.
Oracle of Seasons
Oracle of Ages
Minish Cap
Okami
Plus Nintendo poached the director of Skyward Sword, BotW, TotK from Capcom.
Valid
September 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Valid
Loooooool
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
September 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Loooooool
Another reason I love this game <3
In Paper Mario: Sticker Star, it is possible for Kersti to kill Mario just for talking to her. At the end of World 5-3, talking to Kersti on a specific frame will make the raft disembarking cutscene not play. Instead, Mario will fall into the water and die.
September 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Another reason I love this game <3
Average "My first Mario Maker level" course.
Though it includes a broken track so they must watch CarSagan42... Or maybe some Geek content before she retired.
Though it includes a broken track so they must watch CarSagan42... Or maybe some Geek content before she retired.
This in-store display for a 2019 line of official Mario clothing is possibly the most inaccurate Super Mario Bros. artwork ever used in an official capacity. Nearly every element of the image is either wrongly sized, misaligned, or placed in a nonsensical manner.
September 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Average "My first Mario Maker level" course.
Though it includes a broken track so they must watch CarSagan42... Or maybe some Geek content before she retired.
Though it includes a broken track so they must watch CarSagan42... Or maybe some Geek content before she retired.
The same puritans are NASCAR fans... A sport that was started by people who were outrunning cops so they could deliver booze.
Rednecks/Country folk in the US used to not be bootlickers.
Rednecks/Country folk in the US used to not be bootlickers.
it all just makes me think about how puritans once got this shithole country to make selling & drinking alcohol illegal. *Alcohol*. Something now enshrined in the US' national identity lmao.
It didnt last, cuz everyone who drinks and makes it said "fuck that" and kept doing it anyway.
It didnt last, cuz everyone who drinks and makes it said "fuck that" and kept doing it anyway.
July 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The same puritans are NASCAR fans... A sport that was started by people who were outrunning cops so they could deliver booze.
Rednecks/Country folk in the US used to not be bootlickers.
Rednecks/Country folk in the US used to not be bootlickers.
June 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I just did the basic one, flashbacks to the original okcupid test site, but I got Sandy Cheeks and my wife (not a SpongeBob fan at all) goes "Yeah, that's about right".
May 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I just did the basic one, flashbacks to the original okcupid test site, but I got Sandy Cheeks and my wife (not a SpongeBob fan at all) goes "Yeah, that's about right".
I'm in a lot of pain (getting checked in for a minor surgery in like 15 mins to fix it but like) but thank you for making me laugh!
Love me some Tom Cardy!
Love me some Tom Cardy!
May 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm in a lot of pain (getting checked in for a minor surgery in like 15 mins to fix it but like) but thank you for making me laugh!
Love me some Tom Cardy!
Love me some Tom Cardy!
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First of all I have a website now! It’s nothing super fancy, but you can read through the comics much easier now.
eternalbeach.city
Second, sorry for not having anything new for a week. I could make excuses, but ultimately, I have weapons-grade ADHD and I continuously got distracted.
eternalbeach.city
Second, sorry for not having anything new for a week. I could make excuses, but ultimately, I have weapons-grade ADHD and I continuously got distracted.
April 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
First of all I have a website now! It’s nothing super fancy, but you can read through the comics much easier now.
eternalbeach.city
Second, sorry for not having anything new for a week. I could make excuses, but ultimately, I have weapons-grade ADHD and I continuously got distracted.
eternalbeach.city
Second, sorry for not having anything new for a week. I could make excuses, but ultimately, I have weapons-grade ADHD and I continuously got distracted.
I need a new best friend
April 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I need a new best friend
Get a FM Radio App like Radio Garden and listen to FM radio in another country and while it won't teach you the language it will help train your ears to listen to it.
Plus ads in foreign languages are kinda hilarious when you aren't used to them.
Plus ads in foreign languages are kinda hilarious when you aren't used to them.
April 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Get a FM Radio App like Radio Garden and listen to FM radio in another country and while it won't teach you the language it will help train your ears to listen to it.
Plus ads in foreign languages are kinda hilarious when you aren't used to them.
Plus ads in foreign languages are kinda hilarious when you aren't used to them.
When a game's mainline plot could have ended 20 to 60 hours ago, you know you have bloated slop.
Looking at you Atlus and Square Enix.
A mile wide puddle isn't good to swim in.
Looking at you Atlus and Square Enix.
A mile wide puddle isn't good to swim in.
April 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When a game's mainline plot could have ended 20 to 60 hours ago, you know you have bloated slop.
Looking at you Atlus and Square Enix.
A mile wide puddle isn't good to swim in.
Looking at you Atlus and Square Enix.
A mile wide puddle isn't good to swim in.
Timberwolves fan: “You a grown man you complain every play” Luka: “Shut the f*ck up, p*ssy”
www.reddit.com
April 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Persona 5 be like
April 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Persona 5 be like
"intelligent design" my ass, passing a kidney stone says otherwise. Mother fuckers telling me there are as no other way for this shit to go down?
Holy fuck and a half.
Holy fuck and a half.
April 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"intelligent design" my ass, passing a kidney stone says otherwise. Mother fuckers telling me there are as no other way for this shit to go down?
Holy fuck and a half.
Holy fuck and a half.
A.I will never touch human ingenuity because computers can't snort coke (or take whatever drugs the developers were on when they made the House M.D Nintendo DS game)
#house
#nintendo
#NintendoDS
#house
#nintendo
#NintendoDS
April 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A.I will never touch human ingenuity because computers can't snort coke (or take whatever drugs the developers were on when they made the House M.D Nintendo DS game)
#house
#nintendo
#NintendoDS
#house
#nintendo
#NintendoDS
I would have Xehanort show up in Death Stranding when you fight the big giant heartless that you fight at the start of Kingdom Hearts.
If someone came to you and said you could remake any game, no limit on budget, what game would it be and how would you remake it
Mine is Pigskin Footbrawl and I assure you it would make a billion dollars
Mine is Pigskin Footbrawl and I assure you it would make a billion dollars
April 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I would have Xehanort show up in Death Stranding when you fight the big giant heartless that you fight at the start of Kingdom Hearts.
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This is not a parody article, Nintendo take 30% of this mans income even after he was in prison for hacking charges, until he's paid the debt or dies.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
Nintendo executives are reportedly hoping you’re too preoccupied with Switch 2 news to remember they essentially enslaved a hacker fairly recently.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
April 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is not a parody article, Nintendo take 30% of this mans income even after he was in prison for hacking charges, until he's paid the debt or dies.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.
A whole ass fanfic about Trans-Masc Agent Stone stressing over telling Robotnik that he has a pussy and meanwhile Robotnik already knows but doesn't know why Stone is freaking out so he leaves Stone to his own devices cause obviously he's competent AF/10 and will handle it on his own... Right?
April 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
A whole ass fanfic about Trans-Masc Agent Stone stressing over telling Robotnik that he has a pussy and meanwhile Robotnik already knows but doesn't know why Stone is freaking out so he leaves Stone to his own devices cause obviously he's competent AF/10 and will handle it on his own... Right?