Derpaligatr the Wroth
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Like MPreg but with a G and no R.
February 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Like MPreg but with a G and no R.
A goth lifeguard would be funny
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
A goth lifeguard would be funny
This needs to be a Magic the Gathering card.
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
This needs to be a Magic the Gathering card.
You after reading Catcher in the Rye:
a cartoon character sitting at a table reading a book with a red cover
Alt: Butters from South Park sitting at a table reading catcher in the rye and going off to "kill the phonies" due to the book's influence.
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
You after reading Catcher in the Rye:
The Chihuahua Wars took a toll on the cat girls and they now live in hiding.
January 22, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The Chihuahua Wars took a toll on the cat girls and they now live in hiding.
Liberal voters routinely pulled support from Democrats that took hard stances or said "mean" things so it's really funny to see liberals get mad at what they created.
That moral high ground is so far up that the oxygen ran out.
That moral high ground is so far up that the oxygen ran out.
January 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Liberal voters routinely pulled support from Democrats that took hard stances or said "mean" things so it's really funny to see liberals get mad at what they created.
That moral high ground is so far up that the oxygen ran out.
That moral high ground is so far up that the oxygen ran out.
I'm 6-2 and love being the shortest person in the room
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I'm 6-2 and love being the shortest person in the room
Sadly, nothing will ever compare to Yahoo Answers.
December 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sadly, nothing will ever compare to Yahoo Answers.
How that scene in FF XIII where Fang checks Vanilla's l'Cie brand was supposed to go but Hope just had to be present.
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How that scene in FF XIII where Fang checks Vanilla's l'Cie brand was supposed to go but Hope just had to be present.
I think the more messed up part is that even **if** you found a way to win, the companies that offer sports betting are allowed to cut you off and not take your bets.
So, these ppl think they can beat the modern algorithms AND that they will be allowed to do so.
Addiction is a hell of an addiction
So, these ppl think they can beat the modern algorithms AND that they will be allowed to do so.
Addiction is a hell of an addiction
December 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think the more messed up part is that even **if** you found a way to win, the companies that offer sports betting are allowed to cut you off and not take your bets.
So, these ppl think they can beat the modern algorithms AND that they will be allowed to do so.
Addiction is a hell of an addiction
So, these ppl think they can beat the modern algorithms AND that they will be allowed to do so.
Addiction is a hell of an addiction
"Bite me!"
*shows ass*
*shows ass*
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"Bite me!"
*shows ass*
*shows ass*
No.
Doesn't matter what Everett does outside his marriage, his wife abuses him.
Pretending she doesn't abuse him or saying he deserves spousal abuse is some pretty twisted logic.
Everett is in an abusive relationship and his wife is his abuser. There's no denying that.
Doesn't matter what Everett does outside his marriage, his wife abuses him.
Pretending she doesn't abuse him or saying he deserves spousal abuse is some pretty twisted logic.
Everett is in an abusive relationship and his wife is his abuser. There's no denying that.
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
No.
Doesn't matter what Everett does outside his marriage, his wife abuses him.
Pretending she doesn't abuse him or saying he deserves spousal abuse is some pretty twisted logic.
Everett is in an abusive relationship and his wife is his abuser. There's no denying that.
Doesn't matter what Everett does outside his marriage, his wife abuses him.
Pretending she doesn't abuse him or saying he deserves spousal abuse is some pretty twisted logic.
Everett is in an abusive relationship and his wife is his abuser. There's no denying that.
Defending spousal abuse as the same thing as "social justice" is certainly an opinion that makes you look like a well adjusted individual.
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Defending spousal abuse as the same thing as "social justice" is certainly an opinion that makes you look like a well adjusted individual.
Rare? She routinely commits spousal abuse and even beats Everett when he just flinches.
Mrs. True is trash and a half.
Mrs. True is trash and a half.
December 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Rare? She routinely commits spousal abuse and even beats Everett when he just flinches.
Mrs. True is trash and a half.
Mrs. True is trash and a half.
Techbros/gaming bros who have been suuuuper into AI recently learned they can't get their computer parts for cheap anymore so they're turning on AI.
Just like with Crypto and NFTs
Generative AI's turn will come.
Just like with Crypto and NFTs
Generative AI's turn will come.
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Techbros/gaming bros who have been suuuuper into AI recently learned they can't get their computer parts for cheap anymore so they're turning on AI.
Just like with Crypto and NFTs
Generative AI's turn will come.
Just like with Crypto and NFTs
Generative AI's turn will come.
No.
Generative AI hurts the environment and takes jobs away but **diagnostic AI** doesn't take nearly as much energy and can be used to do things humans just can't do... Like diagnosing breast cancer years in advance.
Generative AI hurts the environment and takes jobs away but **diagnostic AI** doesn't take nearly as much energy and can be used to do things humans just can't do... Like diagnosing breast cancer years in advance.
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No.
Generative AI hurts the environment and takes jobs away but **diagnostic AI** doesn't take nearly as much energy and can be used to do things humans just can't do... Like diagnosing breast cancer years in advance.
Generative AI hurts the environment and takes jobs away but **diagnostic AI** doesn't take nearly as much energy and can be used to do things humans just can't do... Like diagnosing breast cancer years in advance.
I suddenly have the urge to go kick the shit out of a 2nd stage boss. I'm polite though, so I'll make sure to take turns.
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I suddenly have the urge to go kick the shit out of a 2nd stage boss. I'm polite though, so I'll make sure to take turns.
Only if you cross state or international borders. However even when crossing state lines it's typically left up to the states.
Source: My father "kidnapped" me and my sister and went across state line.
Source: My father "kidnapped" me and my sister and went across state line.
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Only if you cross state or international borders. However even when crossing state lines it's typically left up to the states.
Source: My father "kidnapped" me and my sister and went across state line.
Source: My father "kidnapped" me and my sister and went across state line.
I'm extremely impressed that he is able to show me that, no matter how low my opinion of him is, he can break expectations and make my opinion go lower.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm extremely impressed that he is able to show me that, no matter how low my opinion of him is, he can break expectations and make my opinion go lower.
Dissing on 5e while praising Paizo is certainly a choice.
As if they aren't in that epic handshake meme together.
As if they aren't in that epic handshake meme together.
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Dissing on 5e while praising Paizo is certainly a choice.
As if they aren't in that epic handshake meme together.
As if they aren't in that epic handshake meme together.