DERP-U-SHIRE
@derp-u-shire.bsky.social
A 25 year old honze tryin to be a BIG SHOT
Taken by the fuzzybuns @boobledook
Minors/peds/zoos DNI. NSFW, coms closed
Taken by the fuzzybuns @boobledook
Minors/peds/zoos DNI. NSFW, coms closed
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DERP-U-SHIRE
@derp-u-shire.bsky.social
· Aug 12
Support Derp honze
Support Derp honze
ko-fi.com
ko-fi.com/derphonze
If ya'll wanna donate anythin to support me till I can find another job, I'd highly appreciate it, I hate to ask folks for help but I'm runnin outa money faster than I can get it TwT
If ya'll wanna donate anythin to support me till I can find another job, I'd highly appreciate it, I hate to ask folks for help but I'm runnin outa money faster than I can get it TwT
Today was a good scavenge:3 found alotta cool junk
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Today was a good scavenge:3 found alotta cool junk
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Do not trust Kyle, everything he's told ya bout himself is likely a lie.
September 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Do not trust Kyle, everything he's told ya bout himself is likely a lie.
To pop... or to be popped.... that is the question ~
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
To pop... or to be popped.... that is the question ~
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Happy Halloween everyone~! To celebrate the occasion as well as make a lovely piece for @trashyfoxcoon01.bsky.social's birthday (loveoo! 💕)~
though my trio had some ulterior motives if I do say so myself, eh, it'll be ok.... probably;;;
#jacqpossart #berry #inflationart #giftart
though my trio had some ulterior motives if I do say so myself, eh, it'll be ok.... probably
#jacqpossart #berry #inflationart #giftart
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Happy Halloween everyone~! To celebrate the occasion as well as make a lovely piece for @trashyfoxcoon01.bsky.social's birthday (loveoo! 💕)~
though my trio had some ulterior motives if I do say so myself, eh, it'll be ok.... probably;;;
#jacqpossart #berry #inflationart #giftart
though my trio had some ulterior motives if I do say so myself, eh, it'll be ok.... probably
#jacqpossart #berry #inflationart #giftart
"We heardz ya gots them full sized candy bars"
Lil goofy halloween piece between @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
@mintychippe.bsky.social
@joeleenboobledook.bsky.social
@jacqposs.bsky.social
@trashyfoxcoon01.bsky.social
+ endothermic & Zenth
Lil goofy halloween piece between @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
@mintychippe.bsky.social
@joeleenboobledook.bsky.social
@jacqposs.bsky.social
@trashyfoxcoon01.bsky.social
+ endothermic & Zenth
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"We heardz ya gots them full sized candy bars"
Lil goofy halloween piece between @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
@mintychippe.bsky.social
@joeleenboobledook.bsky.social
@jacqposs.bsky.social
@trashyfoxcoon01.bsky.social
+ endothermic & Zenth
Lil goofy halloween piece between @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
@mintychippe.bsky.social
@joeleenboobledook.bsky.social
@jacqposs.bsky.social
@trashyfoxcoon01.bsky.social
+ endothermic & Zenth
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Master Chief says trans rights are human rights
October 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Master Chief says trans rights are human rights
Maga: "The left have been incorporating political ideas in the media your children consume every day, let the kids be kids again!!!"
Also Maga: makes Daily wire Kids, Pregar U Kids, Trump Bible stories for kids, Maga merchandise for kids, and GamerGate...
Also Maga: makes Daily wire Kids, Pregar U Kids, Trump Bible stories for kids, Maga merchandise for kids, and GamerGate...
The ramifications of gamergate remain hard to believe
October 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Maga: "The left have been incorporating political ideas in the media your children consume every day, let the kids be kids again!!!"
Also Maga: makes Daily wire Kids, Pregar U Kids, Trump Bible stories for kids, Maga merchandise for kids, and GamerGate...
Also Maga: makes Daily wire Kids, Pregar U Kids, Trump Bible stories for kids, Maga merchandise for kids, and GamerGate...
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and now @chocopaws2.bsky.social demonstrates the effects of 3 possibly even 4 apple
scary stuff out here people watch out this is serious business
scary stuff out here people watch out this is serious business
October 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
and now @chocopaws2.bsky.social demonstrates the effects of 3 possibly even 4 apple
scary stuff out here people watch out this is serious business
scary stuff out here people watch out this is serious business
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July 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
And in the first half of this story, we'll see who wins, a horse? Or a nuclear warhead!
October 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
And in the first half of this story, we'll see who wins, a horse? Or a nuclear warhead!
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Hard to believe #MLPFiM turns 15 today!! Even though I've only been a Brony for 2.5 years or so, it's certainly had a huge impact on me (moreso on my waistline! 😂)
🎨 - @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, @kafrizzzle.bsky.social & @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
#MLP #pony #sugarbee #WG #inflation #NSFW
🎨 - @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, @kafrizzzle.bsky.social & @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
#MLP #pony #sugarbee #WG #inflation #NSFW
October 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hard to believe #MLPFiM turns 15 today!! Even though I've only been a Brony for 2.5 years or so, it's certainly had a huge impact on me (moreso on my waistline! 😂)
🎨 - @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, @kafrizzzle.bsky.social & @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
#MLP #pony #sugarbee #WG #inflation #NSFW
🎨 - @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, @kafrizzzle.bsky.social & @derp-u-shire.bsky.social
#MLP #pony #sugarbee #WG #inflation #NSFW
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Blimptober Day 5 - Parade
It’s a Poké Horse Blimp Parade! And that Galarian Rapidash seems to be having fun teasing the Spectrier~ They’re probably GFs
Been wanting to puff a lot of the Pokémon Horses for a while now so this just felt like a great time to do it!
It’s a Poké Horse Blimp Parade! And that Galarian Rapidash seems to be having fun teasing the Spectrier~ They’re probably GFs
Been wanting to puff a lot of the Pokémon Horses for a while now so this just felt like a great time to do it!
October 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Blimptober Day 5 - Parade
It’s a Poké Horse Blimp Parade! And that Galarian Rapidash seems to be having fun teasing the Spectrier~ They’re probably GFs
Been wanting to puff a lot of the Pokémon Horses for a while now so this just felt like a great time to do it!
It’s a Poké Horse Blimp Parade! And that Galarian Rapidash seems to be having fun teasing the Spectrier~ They’re probably GFs
Been wanting to puff a lot of the Pokémon Horses for a while now so this just felt like a great time to do it!
Happy Halloweeeeeeeenor
October 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Happy Halloweeeeeeeenor
The Irish Cream cartel is after my milk molar, and the vampire cow is come to suck my calcium through my big toe. Needless to say, these Edibles ain't shit n I'm gonna go meet the bitch who invented corners n kick their he/she/they/them ass for makin them so fuckin painful to stub ya toe on it smh
September 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Irish Cream cartel is after my milk molar, and the vampire cow is come to suck my calcium through my big toe. Needless to say, these Edibles ain't shit n I'm gonna go meet the bitch who invented corners n kick their he/she/they/them ass for makin them so fuckin painful to stub ya toe on it smh
Do not trust Kyle, everything he's told ya bout himself is likely a lie.
September 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Do not trust Kyle, everything he's told ya bout himself is likely a lie.
So I try not to be political on this site but let me get this straight, we're supposed to mourn Charlie Kirk the one who openly says trans n queer folks should not exist, the guy who pushes replacement theory, the guy who has radical views on minorities, that guy, the popular conspiracy theorist...
a close up of an orange and white cat 's face .
ALT: a close up of an orange and white cat 's face .
media.tenor.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So I try not to be political on this site but let me get this straight, we're supposed to mourn Charlie Kirk the one who openly says trans n queer folks should not exist, the guy who pushes replacement theory, the guy who has radical views on minorities, that guy, the popular conspiracy theorist...
A piece I did for a friend's birthday uwu
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A piece I did for a friend's birthday uwu
Brand new sneak peek of the new post on my Patreon!
September 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Brand new sneak peek of the new post on my Patreon!
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"Don't balloons get bigger the farther up they get..?"
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🦄🎈
January 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"Don't balloons get bigger the farther up they get..?"
🦄🎈
🦄🎈
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Tal? He's a thoroughbred Unicorn who deserves nothing but the best!
Too much you say? No such thing. He earned it.
Art by Dandyduke on FA
Tal belongs to the lovely @genieric.bsky.social
Too much you say? No such thing. He earned it.
Art by Dandyduke on FA
Tal belongs to the lovely @genieric.bsky.social
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Tal? He's a thoroughbred Unicorn who deserves nothing but the best!
Too much you say? No such thing. He earned it.
Art by Dandyduke on FA
Tal belongs to the lovely @genieric.bsky.social
Too much you say? No such thing. He earned it.
Art by Dandyduke on FA
Tal belongs to the lovely @genieric.bsky.social
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"W-what do you mean I'm not fit for battle? I'm in almost PERFECT shape!"
...
"No I don't know where the Captain's entire oat supply went.."
🧁🦄
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"No I don't know where the Captain's entire oat supply went.."
🧁🦄
March 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"W-what do you mean I'm not fit for battle? I'm in almost PERFECT shape!"
...
"No I don't know where the Captain's entire oat supply went.."
🧁🦄
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"No I don't know where the Captain's entire oat supply went.."
🧁🦄
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What? Is there something on my face?
August 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What? Is there something on my face?