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@derkatzenprinz.bsky.social
Writing fics, making art, and pursuing joy. Fond of laughing and nerd stuff. Critter. 🔞 NSFW. (He/Him, 33, English and ASL) 💛
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The perfect hight for Molly is actually exactly two inches shorter then Caleb so he *thinks* that hes taller because Caleb slouches.
This is because its funniest when Molly pins Caleb to the wall, realizes in real time that he’s shorter and just has to keep going
This is because its funniest when Molly pins Caleb to the wall, realizes in real time that he’s shorter and just has to keep going
October 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The perfect hight for Molly is actually exactly two inches shorter then Caleb so he *thinks* that hes taller because Caleb slouches.
This is because its funniest when Molly pins Caleb to the wall, realizes in real time that he’s shorter and just has to keep going
This is because its funniest when Molly pins Caleb to the wall, realizes in real time that he’s shorter and just has to keep going
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I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
After Charlie Kirk's death, teachers and professors nationwide fired or disciplined over social media posts
At least a dozen faculty and staff have faced fallout over insensitive comments online.
www.nbcnews.com
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"
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THIS ANIMATION IS SO INSANE
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
THIS ANIMATION IS SO INSANE
Lost my family because they’re upset that I’m not upset or sorry a terrible man died. They care more about the loss of a man who actively supported violence than they do about their relationship with me.
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Lost my family because they’re upset that I’m not upset or sorry a terrible man died. They care more about the loss of a man who actively supported violence than they do about their relationship with me.
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🌙Midnight🌙
Long may he rein 💜
Mollymauk as a twin piece to my Caduceus illustration.
#criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart #mightynein
Long may he rein 💜
Mollymauk as a twin piece to my Caduceus illustration.
#criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart #mightynein
September 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
🌙Midnight🌙
Long may he rein 💜
Mollymauk as a twin piece to my Caduceus illustration.
#criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart #mightynein
Long may he rein 💜
Mollymauk as a twin piece to my Caduceus illustration.
#criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart #mightynein
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Me: we should probably go feed the babies (goats)
Gabri: it’s not time yet
Me: oh… really??
Gabri: let me check how time works
Gabri: it’s not time yet
Me: oh… really??
Gabri: let me check how time works
August 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Me: we should probably go feed the babies (goats)
Gabri: it’s not time yet
Me: oh… really??
Gabri: let me check how time works
Gabri: it’s not time yet
Me: oh… really??
Gabri: let me check how time works
Waiting in the cell lot for wifeling’s flight to arrive and two cars pulled in next to me, rolled down their windows, and have since been having a very loud conversation from separate cars?????????
August 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Waiting in the cell lot for wifeling’s flight to arrive and two cars pulled in next to me, rolled down their windows, and have since been having a very loud conversation from separate cars?????????
Wifeling gets to go to Universal for the day tomorrow and I’m so excited to see all their pics from it!!!!!
August 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wifeling gets to go to Universal for the day tomorrow and I’m so excited to see all their pics from it!!!!!
Cinnamon Toast Crunch really made a choice when someone pitched cannibalism for advertising and that got greenlit.
August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Cinnamon Toast Crunch really made a choice when someone pitched cannibalism for advertising and that got greenlit.
Detectors need to have an option for a different warning than beeping incessantly when they have low battery or need replacing. Fuck’s sake.
August 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Detectors need to have an option for a different warning than beeping incessantly when they have low battery or need replacing. Fuck’s sake.
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love Kazuaki Kitamura's cat tattoos
IG horitomo_stateofgrace
IG horitomo_stateofgrace
August 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
love Kazuaki Kitamura's cat tattoos
IG horitomo_stateofgrace
IG horitomo_stateofgrace
Darling was laying on me so I asked Gabe if they could reach the lamp to turn it off.
So then Gabe BETRAYED ME by calling Darling over to their lap so I could reach the light instead!! BETRAYED AND ABANDONED!!!!!!
So then Gabe BETRAYED ME by calling Darling over to their lap so I could reach the light instead!! BETRAYED AND ABANDONED!!!!!!
August 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Darling was laying on me so I asked Gabe if they could reach the lamp to turn it off.
So then Gabe BETRAYED ME by calling Darling over to their lap so I could reach the light instead!! BETRAYED AND ABANDONED!!!!!!
So then Gabe BETRAYED ME by calling Darling over to their lap so I could reach the light instead!! BETRAYED AND ABANDONED!!!!!!
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"You could have waited inside, my dear Warden."
"And where's the fun in that, huh? I thought I'd meet you halfway, save some time."
"Oh, a perfect moment to waste that time now, then."
Help. I'm so deep.
#dragonage
"And where's the fun in that, huh? I thought I'd meet you halfway, save some time."
"Oh, a perfect moment to waste that time now, then."
Help. I'm so deep.
#dragonage
August 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"You could have waited inside, my dear Warden."
"And where's the fun in that, huh? I thought I'd meet you halfway, save some time."
"Oh, a perfect moment to waste that time now, then."
Help. I'm so deep.
#dragonage
"And where's the fun in that, huh? I thought I'd meet you halfway, save some time."
"Oh, a perfect moment to waste that time now, then."
Help. I'm so deep.
#dragonage
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My Neighbor Demon-Tiger
August 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My Neighbor Demon-Tiger
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No cheating, post the last pic of your pet
August 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
No cheating, post the last pic of your pet
Gabri and I are at Texas Roadhouse and the waitress said our appetizer comes with blossom sauce, but I was like, “POSSOM SAUCE???!?!” and Gabri is cackling at me.
August 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Gabri and I are at Texas Roadhouse and the waitress said our appetizer comes with blossom sauce, but I was like, “POSSOM SAUCE???!?!” and Gabri is cackling at me.