Derek
@derekthejellyfish.bsky.social
Literally just weird things my friends say (ok maybe most of it’s me)
I don’t have a sex doll called princess diana
March 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t have a sex doll called princess diana
I’m afraid of escalators and pussy
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m afraid of escalators and pussy
Is there a train version of the mile high club
January 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Is there a train version of the mile high club
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When you delete a skeet it’s called swallowing.
January 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When you delete a skeet it’s called swallowing.
My vaginas better than coke
January 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
My vaginas better than coke
I told a woman her baby looked like the baby in the omen
January 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I told a woman her baby looked like the baby in the omen
I’m a waste of a fag
January 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m a waste of a fag
If my vape dies I’m going with it
January 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If my vape dies I’m going with it
Why are u on apps if you don’t wanna see shirtless people
January 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Why are u on apps if you don’t wanna see shirtless people
Derek is a lesbian confirmed
January 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Derek is a lesbian confirmed
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I have a kink for people that spend extravagant amounts of money on the sims
January 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I have a kink for people that spend extravagant amounts of money on the sims