When it's over is it just "show back up tomorrow like usual" or is it "show back up in X days"? Because San Diego is lovely this time of year.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

I really hate that my eyes immediately looked down to see how long this thread was before the joke registered

At least one these names would be banned by Twitch

You’ll never catch me celebrating when I could be staring at the wall in my apartment

Don't! Get! eliminated!

the last person i saw the bluesky mods go to bat this hard for was jesse singal. this thing is run by fucking losers

And you did that *without* Kevin Costner fucking your wife!

Dude didn't even work every day, only like 162 days every year. Real tough life.

My dad sent me pictures. He had no idea Ohtani was going to pitch.

You gonna finish that limp asparagus?

A real odd duck, that guy

I warsh my dishes with wudder from the zink

I am going to do something to you that will get us both in the newspaper

I was CHEERING at the ending. Hell of a picture