decline of western civilization 3

a coworker asked if I was forklift certified, & upon inspecting my cert gave me the raddest sticker for my toolbox

I stopped checking the news in the morning for “health” but then I got to work and my coworkers were all talking about the pope dying

so I checked the news this morning thinking I shouldn’t miss anything important and the first headline I saw was “Katy Perry Regrets Going to Space”

I'm a hater first and a lesbian second

Many of the things that annoy people about Jean Grey I think are fun, such as her constantly trolling Scott, or being the least maternal, least pregnant mom of all time.

on my period, miss my gf, & despite having so many snacks in the house I do not have the Right Snack: a mood

From: Grimm's Fairy Tales - The Golden Bird (1987), dir. Toshio Hirata, Toei Doga/Madhouse

nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 23,1960

millennial valley girl roman empire

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

You have questions. Mostly of the "What Can I Do to Resist This Coup?" variety. Choose Democracy has answers. Here's a really handy guide to the how/what/why of organizing... Share widely. Link here: choosedemocracy.us/what-can-i-do/

Friday Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Something about cereal
In a bowl or something

I don’t remember

I know that I will not see the kingdom of heaven because of what I’ve said while playing Mario Kart

when the shop clerk gives you a ‘hello, fellow lesbian’ nod, based off your purchases
#x-men