Delorean Gray
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Delorean Gray
@deloreangray.bsky.social
Brentford, Rugby League, Exceedingly amateur theatre.

Strong message here.
Can confirm. Heather Small still has it.
January 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
If anyone spots Rivron, you know what to do!
December 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hoot your nanny
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Rob Brydon is the Richard Armitage of the Julia Donaldson cinematic universe
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What’s the most needlessly stressful thing in the world and why is it booking children’s swimming lessons?
August 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Yesterday I met someone called Annie for the first time. Managed not to ask her if she was ok, or tell her let’s not wait. I may just be maturing.
July 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It’s so sad. Kermit’s really let himself go #Glastonbury
June 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Rod Stewart now, like watching a Northern Nan do Karaoke in a pub with a flat roof on a weekday afternoon. Yet still somehow captivating. #Glastonbury
June 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’ve endured twenty minutes of Neil Young. Where’s my campaign medal?
June 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The keys player for Neil Young looks as if he’s just been prized away from a church organ. #Glastonbury
June 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Is Neil Young doing this for a bet?
June 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Anybody seen Candida Doyle and Sue Gray in the same room? Makes you think.
June 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I had a medical procedure this morning and now sound like Gary Oldman.
May 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So you say they’ll fly to El Salvador? Don’t know why and don’t know what for?

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Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador
April 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Really hope Mescal gets to do some of McCartney’s nuttier post-Beatles stuff.
Would love to see a recreation of the coming up video and the frog chorus please.
April 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
February 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
See it, say it, sorted.
February 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Something beautiful at football tonight. Ashley Young comes on as a sub. Someone yells just two words. ‘He Isn’t’
February 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
On a tour of Wembley and seems the royal box is prepared for Queen @emilyoram.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Creativity is annoying. Banged out a really funny sketch this afternoon which got plenty of laughs at a rehearsal tonight. Took me an hour to write. Two weeks of scrawling notes and half-ideas to get there. But still, it’s done and moderately funny.
January 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What are your favourite/most annoying troupes from cop shows and detective dramas?
January 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Classic Brentford, did the hard part. Just not quite enough against an excellent Liverpool team.
January 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Whenever Alexander speaks, I think he has the unfortunate vibe of a hapless junior minister desperately trying but failing to defend the indefensible on Politics Live. #TheTraitors
January 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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The Queen is dead.

A national day of mourning has been declared.

#thetraitors
January 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And just as TFrank does this @emilyoram.bsky.social hangs up her TWUTAB boots (predators, obv) as there are no more memes left to conquer.
January 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM