D E Jasper
@dejasper.bsky.social
Aspiring queer author here to talk writing, learn about publishing and post pictures of great spots to write around Portland or wherever I happen to be
The new print run of #HeatedRivalry wasn't big enough. It's sold out on Amazon and some other booksellers never even got any.
Stop complaining about how we're ruining the economy by not buying new phones, and try supplying what we actually want!
Stop complaining about how we're ruining the economy by not buying new phones, and try supplying what we actually want!
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The new print run of #HeatedRivalry wasn't big enough. It's sold out on Amazon and some other booksellers never even got any.
Stop complaining about how we're ruining the economy by not buying new phones, and try supplying what we actually want!
Stop complaining about how we're ruining the economy by not buying new phones, and try supplying what we actually want!
Publishers really, really want to kill the whole special edition market by repeatedly burning customers with AI art. The people willing to spend the most on products, that's really who you want to piss off
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Publishers really, really want to kill the whole special edition market by repeatedly burning customers with AI art. The people willing to spend the most on products, that's really who you want to piss off
Heated Rivalry, Stranger Things final season, new Knives Out movie and a 4 hour Defunctland video just dropped..
So my productivity is going to suck this holiday weekend
So my productivity is going to suck this holiday weekend
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Heated Rivalry, Stranger Things final season, new Knives Out movie and a 4 hour Defunctland video just dropped..
So my productivity is going to suck this holiday weekend
So my productivity is going to suck this holiday weekend
Kraken did amazing tonight, really scrappy.
Sucked that they lost. McCann getting sent down the tunnel 49 seconds in after everything seemed to throw them a bit, but they recovered.
Stars won by being more willing to injure people, and that works in hockey
#seakraken
Sucked that they lost. McCann getting sent down the tunnel 49 seconds in after everything seemed to throw them a bit, but they recovered.
Stars won by being more willing to injure people, and that works in hockey
#seakraken
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Kraken did amazing tonight, really scrappy.
Sucked that they lost. McCann getting sent down the tunnel 49 seconds in after everything seemed to throw them a bit, but they recovered.
Stars won by being more willing to injure people, and that works in hockey
#seakraken
Sucked that they lost. McCann getting sent down the tunnel 49 seconds in after everything seemed to throw them a bit, but they recovered.
Stars won by being more willing to injure people, and that works in hockey
#seakraken
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Some days the only way to feel truly alive is to destroy half your account value to do something truly unhinged to your guild's bank
Guild leaders haven't noticed yet
#guildwars2
Also a great thing about video games in general is when I want to be reckless, I can do it there
Guild leaders haven't noticed yet
#guildwars2
Also a great thing about video games in general is when I want to be reckless, I can do it there
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Some days the only way to feel truly alive is to destroy half your account value to do something truly unhinged to your guild's bank
Guild leaders haven't noticed yet
#guildwars2
Also a great thing about video games in general is when I want to be reckless, I can do it there
Guild leaders haven't noticed yet
#guildwars2
Also a great thing about video games in general is when I want to be reckless, I can do it there
I need the Kraken to do another Portland watch party. I need to scream at these games with people
#seakraken
#seakraken
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I need the Kraken to do another Portland watch party. I need to scream at these games with people
#seakraken
#seakraken
Tightly fought game tonight. The amount of insane saves Joey made was insane
The division being so tight makes makes everything tense as fuck. A good chunk of the conference is pretty tight as well.
#seakraken
The division being so tight makes makes everything tense as fuck. A good chunk of the conference is pretty tight as well.
#seakraken
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tightly fought game tonight. The amount of insane saves Joey made was insane
The division being so tight makes makes everything tense as fuck. A good chunk of the conference is pretty tight as well.
#seakraken
The division being so tight makes makes everything tense as fuck. A good chunk of the conference is pretty tight as well.
#seakraken
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reposted by D E Jasper
What the actual fuck, Apple
Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What the actual fuck, Apple
That there is a Guild Wars ONE dev livestream together is wild
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That there is a Guild Wars ONE dev livestream together is wild
When I talk about subjects, I usually show an awareness of how good a grasp I have on a topic. Or if I understand Part A of thing, but have a looser grasp on Part B. Me acknowledging this is not an invite for confident idiots to school me.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
When I talk about subjects, I usually show an awareness of how good a grasp I have on a topic. Or if I understand Part A of thing, but have a looser grasp on Part B. Me acknowledging this is not an invite for confident idiots to school me.
ArenaNet wasn't secretly working on Guild Wars 3, they were secretly working on Guild Wars!
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ArenaNet wasn't secretly working on Guild Wars 3, they were secretly working on Guild Wars!
Holy shit. This is amazing, both for die hards of the original game, but also new players. Old school MMORPGs are huge right now, look at Runscape and loads of others. Amazing to see ANet making a move like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...
Guild Wars Reforged Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Guild Wars 2
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Holy shit. This is amazing, both for die hards of the original game, but also new players. Old school MMORPGs are huge right now, look at Runscape and loads of others. Amazing to see ANet making a move like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80f2...
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seriously, we've only got the one goalie left!
Put goals in the goal, not goalies in the goal
#seakraken
Put goals in the goal, not goalies in the goal
#seakraken
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Seriously, we've only got the one goalie left!
Put goals in the goal, not goalies in the goal
#seakraken
Put goals in the goal, not goalies in the goal
#seakraken
We only have 3 goalies, we can't keep going through them like this!
Hopefully, Murray's okay and they are just being cautious. And hopefully Joey's about ready to return
#seakraken
Hopefully, Murray's okay and they are just being cautious. And hopefully Joey's about ready to return
#seakraken
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
We only have 3 goalies, we can't keep going through them like this!
Hopefully, Murray's okay and they are just being cautious. And hopefully Joey's about ready to return
#seakraken
Hopefully, Murray's okay and they are just being cautious. And hopefully Joey's about ready to return
#seakraken
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
I love @guildwars2.com but I am going to start making bingo cards for the problems y'all have with live streams. The fact that some of your staff are former streamers just makes it funnier.
Also, at an event where you bring in a lot of streamers, and have so much Twitch knowledge in the room...
Also, at an event where you bring in a lot of streamers, and have so much Twitch knowledge in the room...
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I love @guildwars2.com but I am going to start making bingo cards for the problems y'all have with live streams. The fact that some of your staff are former streamers just makes it funnier.
Also, at an event where you bring in a lot of streamers, and have so much Twitch knowledge in the room...
Also, at an event where you bring in a lot of streamers, and have so much Twitch knowledge in the room...
I feel like I never do enough in any week, but I've been going so flat out I fell asleep during the Kraken game last night and woke up to my computer streaming baseball. I've only just gotten time to see the highlights, amazing win!
#seakraken
#seakraken
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I feel like I never do enough in any week, but I've been going so flat out I fell asleep during the Kraken game last night and woke up to my computer streaming baseball. I've only just gotten time to see the highlights, amazing win!
#seakraken
#seakraken
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November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ugh. I've been fine with other losses, but this sucked
Murray was great. Some of the other players did great, but at times play was a mess. That penalty Lindgren got? What was he thinking?
I've been happy with how they played in some games they lost, first time I've felt grumpy at them
#seakraken
Murray was great. Some of the other players did great, but at times play was a mess. That penalty Lindgren got? What was he thinking?
I've been happy with how they played in some games they lost, first time I've felt grumpy at them
#seakraken
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Ugh. I've been fine with other losses, but this sucked
Murray was great. Some of the other players did great, but at times play was a mess. That penalty Lindgren got? What was he thinking?
I've been happy with how they played in some games they lost, first time I've felt grumpy at them
#seakraken
Murray was great. Some of the other players did great, but at times play was a mess. That penalty Lindgren got? What was he thinking?
I've been happy with how they played in some games they lost, first time I've felt grumpy at them
#seakraken
"Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early"
When the gales of November come early"
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early"
When the gales of November come early"