defenestratedfrog.bsky.social
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I feel like I'm walking down the streets of Cork again in 2003, sobbing and explaining to all the kind people who stopped to see if I was ok, "I'm so sorry, I'm American."

I'm so sorry, world. I again hate being from here.
June 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Reminder to self: mop the floors.
We only rate dogs. This is a very majestic mop, potentially several. Please only send dogs. This is not complicated. Thank you… 14/10
June 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
youtu.be/RrgCxSSwBto?...

We're all coming to America, because that's what this country is. Immigration gave us Neil freaking Diamond, yo.
Neil Diamond - America (Live At The Greek Theatre / 2012)
YouTube video by neildiamondVEVO
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June 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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We’re waiting, JD.
June 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Never before have I cheered for an act of war, but: Fuck yeah, Ukraine 🇺🇦
June 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Good thing weather only happens during daylight hours.
"Some National Weather Service offices, including Jackson, no longer have overnight staff from midnight to 7AM.

All three Kentucky offices - Jackson, Paducah and Louisville - are short-staffed.

There is no meteorologist in charge at any of the three offices..."

www.kentucky.com/news/state/k...
Did staffing cuts at weather service affect Kentucky’s tornado response?
Due to staffing shortages, the National Weather Service in Jackson no longer has overnight staff. But NWS and Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear say the office was staffed Friday night and early Saturday.
www.kentucky.com
May 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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The increase in autism diagnoses, as reported by the CDC, is largely attributed to enhanced awareness, improved screening practices, and broader diagnostic criteria, rather than a true increase in the prevalence of autism itself.
May 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I wonder if people working in restaurants are having any extra fun when 86ing items off the menu tonight.
May 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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We only rate dogs. This is clearly a cozy cow. We're proud of him for finding his moo, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It's not often you get to see a Trojan horse dressed in a white elephant costume.
May 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Night night sweet dreamies

High-functioning depression is like walking through life with a heavy backpack that no one else can see

Is okay to ask for help carrying it
May 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Excellent work this week, puppers! 🐾
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
May 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?
May 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Robert Francis Prevost, so Bob Pope...
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A very appropriate rating! 🐾
This is Waylon. He is only 7 months old but already knows how to sit, shake, spin, speak, and several other tricks. Up next is Microsoft Excel. 13/10
May 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Things are just good today. I mean, the world at large continues to suck, but I'm appreciating the small nice things right now.

When you see the trees go into bloom, store that so your brain knows it'll happen again next year and you can get there ok.
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Night night sweet dreamies

Not every day needs to be a masterclass in productivity

Sometimes taking care of your self means doing less, not more
May 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@aderynsly.bsky.social

Hello you! It's taken me a while to add all the good people from The Site Formerly Known As.

I hope you are doing well.
May 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Night night sweet dreamies

You don't have to have it all figured out all the time & you don't need to pretend you do.
You won't feel lost forever.
Eventually, one day, some day, you'll find yourself.
April 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hi, Canada.

You rock. Most of us are truly sorry. Please still be our friend after this shitshow.
May 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
@nivenus.bsky.social Oh ffs, I keep remembering people from the app-formerly-known-as that I thought I'd added here but hadn't.

Hi!
April 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Night night sweet dreamies

If you are too tired to speak and words don’t work, sit next to me, because I, too, am fluent in silence.
April 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I can stare into the same cupboard like fifteen times, digging through stuff, then I ask the dude to lay fresh eyes and he's just like "Here."

Howwwww? ❤️
April 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Barnacles are chill.

youtu.be/spk2hyt9PRI?...
brother I desire speed
YouTube video by burialgoods
youtu.be
April 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I've been stressed and miserable for decades and the answer has been right in front of me the whole time.
April 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM