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The David Spade character in PCU.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The David Spade character in PCU.
Alright, now I will send in the money for the alumni association socks gift.
Wahoo wah motherf#*cker
UVA says no to the compact
October 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Alright, now I will send in the money for the alumni association socks gift.
Thanks to @parkermolloy.com the only thing bopping around in my tired, overwhelmed head is “GET HIS ASS, JB!” And, I’m here for it.
August 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Thanks to @parkermolloy.com the only thing bopping around in my tired, overwhelmed head is “GET HIS ASS, JB!” And, I’m here for it.
The evacuation scene from Deep Impact was filmed in my burb.
April 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The evacuation scene from Deep Impact was filmed in my burb.
The tornado sirens at UK—sounds like we’re in a nuclear holocaust situation.
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The tornado sirens at UK—sounds like we’re in a nuclear holocaust situation.
Happy Friday, @darthbluesky.bsky.social Sun’s out, tongue’s out.
March 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Happy Friday, @darthbluesky.bsky.social Sun’s out, tongue’s out.
Me in the national security group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me in the national security group chat.
Schumer on Scott Simon this morning plugging his book. Wow.
March 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Schumer on Scott Simon this morning plugging his book. Wow.
Is it time to do the coup yet? This public servant says LFG!
Autocracies usually go out of their way to take care of veterans, service members, police officers, and even most civil servants … because if you fuck those people over, they’re the ones who do coups.
KEILAR: Can you guarantee that veterans benefits and care will not be affected by these cuts?
REP. GREG MURPHY: No, I can't guarantee anything
REP. GREG MURPHY: No, I can't guarantee anything
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Is it time to do the coup yet? This public servant says LFG!
Assuming we all make it through this and there are still schools left, I honestly wonder how this shit is going to get written about in my kid’s future AP government class.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Assuming we all make it through this and there are still schools left, I honestly wonder how this shit is going to get written about in my kid’s future AP government class.
Book It is still alive!! My kid’s gets a pizza every month. We’re in KY even!
This is what you get when Pizza Hut stops giving Americans pizza to read books
February 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Book It is still alive!! My kid’s gets a pizza every month. We’re in KY even!
I just want everyone to walk out for a day. Fed workers to stop working, teachers to stop teaching, college athletes to stop playing. Push pause on everything just long enough for everyone to get a sense of how much we all take this shit for granted. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I just want everyone to walk out for a day. Fed workers to stop working, teachers to stop teaching, college athletes to stop playing. Push pause on everything just long enough for everyone to get a sense of how much we all take this shit for granted. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
Fuck Congress, let’s mobilize the teacher army.
Trump is moving to dismantle the Department of Education—a direct attack on our students, educators, and public schools.
We won't let it happen. Congress must reject this extremist agenda. Go to nea.org/pushback and demand your members of Congress reject these attacks on public education.
We won't let it happen. Congress must reject this extremist agenda. Go to nea.org/pushback and demand your members of Congress reject these attacks on public education.
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Fuck Congress, let’s mobilize the teacher army.
Genuinely curious why a hacker army isn’t trying to put X offline. If that’s where the Nazi King is crowdsourcing his derangement, seems like shutting it down might be a starting place.
February 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Genuinely curious why a hacker army isn’t trying to put X offline. If that’s where the Nazi King is crowdsourcing his derangement, seems like shutting it down might be a starting place.
This guy.
You’re driving to work.
Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your gas prices.
Wait till Trump’s tariffs raise your gas prices.
February 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This guy.