David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes)
@deejsaint.bsky.social
"Fall hard, love harder."
Given I was singing 'Big Area' half the way up the hill at a quite embarrassing volume, I cannot imagine a random piece of music that encapsulated my mood more perfectly than 'The Honeythief'.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Given I was singing 'Big Area' half the way up the hill at a quite embarrassing volume, I cannot imagine a random piece of music that encapsulated my mood more perfectly than 'The Honeythief'.
Well. I guess we don't need to make plans for the playoffs.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Well. I guess we don't need to make plans for the playoffs.
Reposted by David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes)
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yep, why not score a goal from your own half in the 98th minute?
We don't do this. We don't qualify in the last second. I literally don't know what to do with myself.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We don't do this. We don't qualify in the last second. I literally don't know what to do with myself.
I have never seen Gonks Go Beat but I vividly recall a review of it in some guide to terrible films which put it right at the pinnacle as the most godforsaken wretched thing ever made.
Really enjoyed this, but got unjustifiably cross at the lack of any Gonks Go Beat reference to old Derek Thompson and his sister here. I cannot explain why. Soz.
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I have never seen Gonks Go Beat but I vividly recall a review of it in some guide to terrible films which put it right at the pinnacle as the most godforsaken wretched thing ever made.
Someone just mistyped my name as 'Daviod', and not even because they are aware of David Yip doing that on The Adventure Game forty years back...
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Someone just mistyped my name as 'Daviod', and not even because they are aware of David Yip doing that on The Adventure Game forty years back...
Trust me, most of you fuckers reading this would have been dust twenty years ago.
I have spent half my life wishing for the invention of actual fucking IMIPAK.
November 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Trust me, most of you fuckers reading this would have been dust twenty years ago.
I have spent half my life wishing for the invention of actual fucking IMIPAK.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I have spent half my life wishing for the invention of actual fucking IMIPAK.
So we lost 3-2 a game that could believably have ended up 6-2 either way, and I'm joyously fine with that as we've incredibly come out the other end of it better than anyone involved expected and absolutely no worse off than we went into it. What a mental Saturday.
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
So we lost 3-2 a game that could believably have ended up 6-2 either way, and I'm joyously fine with that as we've incredibly come out the other end of it better than anyone involved expected and absolutely no worse off than we went into it. What a mental Saturday.
I've learned this about Oscar Isaac today.
This is the only thing I know about him.
I will have forgotten it, and him, by Sunday.
This is the only thing I know about him.
I will have forgotten it, and him, by Sunday.
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've learned this about Oscar Isaac today.
This is the only thing I know about him.
I will have forgotten it, and him, by Sunday.
This is the only thing I know about him.
I will have forgotten it, and him, by Sunday.
New ways, new ways
I dream
of wires
I dream
of wires
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
New ways, new ways
I dream
of wires
I dream
of wires
You know something really fucking weird? I can still remember the names of all three members of And Why Not? thirty-six years after they failed to have anything significantly resembling a hit fucking single.
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You know something really fucking weird? I can still remember the names of all three members of And Why Not? thirty-six years after they failed to have anything significantly resembling a hit fucking single.
I may "retweet" this ad nauseam till the end of time.
Jesus, I didn't. Turns out all you had to do was ask a fucking football supporter.
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I may "retweet" this ad nauseam till the end of time.
I've never had nor wanted an Audible account and I fucking worked for them for six years.
I’ve got a free trial of audible for two months and after I’d used up my credit for the first month I was looking for free stuff to listen to. Fortunately I saw @eddierobson.bsky.social posting about his rom-com Audible series Car Crash. Listened to the first two episodes and it’s a delight
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I've never had nor wanted an Audible account and I fucking worked for them for six years.
You know, a bus home from Kennington on a Saturday evening is a really odd time and place to find out that Kissing The Pink put out a new album yesterday without anybody knowing about it. And when I say "anybody", I mean "me", obviously.
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You know, a bus home from Kennington on a Saturday evening is a really odd time and place to find out that Kissing The Pink put out a new album yesterday without anybody knowing about it. And when I say "anybody", I mean "me", obviously.
Jonathan Morris hits a new bar of wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Jonathan Morris hits a new bar of wrong.
The joy of a young reader who knows how to pronounce "lieutenant".
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The joy of a young reader who knows how to pronounce "lieutenant".
The shirt is not the issue.
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The shirt is not the issue.
Sturm "Phew, My Leg Hurts" Graz.
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sturm "Phew, My Leg Hurts" Graz.
What do you know, Morgan Gibbs-White agrees with me.
It's for my team and even I think that's not a penalty in any sane world but here we are.
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What do you know, Morgan Gibbs-White agrees with me.
It's for my team and even I think that's not a penalty in any sane world but here we are.
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It's for my team and even I think that's not a penalty in any sane world but here we are.
Trying to work out why Forest can't wear red and white against a team all dressed in black. Given this is on a day on which was revealed yet another Scotland strip with blue fucking shorts and blue fuxking socks I'm aware I'm shouting into a void but AAAAAAARGH
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Trying to work out why Forest can't wear red and white against a team all dressed in black. Given this is on a day on which was revealed yet another Scotland strip with blue fucking shorts and blue fuxking socks I'm aware I'm shouting into a void but AAAAAAARGH
Can we just have the prick stripped of oxygen? That will finish off any doubt.
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Can we just have the prick stripped of oxygen? That will finish off any doubt.
I'm not saying Brendan Rodgers has Hearts on his coupon. That would be actionable. What I'm saying is that if that story ever leaked in the fullness of time, I would not struggle to believe it.
October 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm not saying Brendan Rodgers has Hearts on his coupon. That would be actionable. What I'm saying is that if that story ever leaked in the fullness of time, I would not struggle to believe it.
I really should remember to only go to Union Chapel between March and September.
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I really should remember to only go to Union Chapel between March and September.