Dog shoved his whole head in my backpack and I said “Uh, I have cheese…?” and the handler sighed deeply and waved me on.
Dog shoved his whole head in my backpack and I said “Uh, I have cheese…?” and the handler sighed deeply and waved me on.
Gonzo just asked me about my books.
If you need me, I’ll be dead.
Gonzo just asked me about my books.
If you need me, I’ll be dead.
Meanwhile, millions of people trust the way they present total bullshit with confident language.
If you constantly think how it will all go wrong, if every triumph is met with “but…” you will burn out.
If you constantly think how it will all go wrong, if every triumph is met with “but…” you will burn out.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
Right up until they played Dixie for their closing number.
"This one's for two of my great-great grandfathers."
I walked out.
Right up until they played Dixie for their closing number.
"This one's for two of my great-great grandfathers."
I walked out.
ALSO ME: *spends twenty minutes reading about isopod pseudo-lungs to make sure it’s accurate*
ALSO ME: *spends twenty minutes reading about isopod pseudo-lungs to make sure it’s accurate*
After the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights
After the inauguration: Chop wood, carry water, support trans rights