Kris Dreemurr 🎵
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Gravity we're defyin'
'Cause we were made for flyin'.
( written by artemis. )
[ #MVRP | #DELTARUNERP | #DTRP ]
'Cause we were made for flyin'.
( written by artemis. )
[ #MVRP | #DELTARUNERP | #DTRP ]
We're so messy and complicated
But I think "effortless" is overrated~
But I think "effortless" is overrated~
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We're so messy and complicated
But I think "effortless" is overrated~
But I think "effortless" is overrated~
// for kris, being treated like a dog is just pleasant. LMAO. it just makes them happy, pure and simple. like for someone else someone combing their fingers through their hair could make them feel happy and relaxed.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
// for kris, being treated like a dog is just pleasant. LMAO. it just makes them happy, pure and simple. like for someone else someone combing their fingers through their hair could make them feel happy and relaxed.
Oh.
... Sorry
... Sorry
I was talking about myself.
Sorry
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oh.
... Sorry
... Sorry
You can't call me a dog but then not call me good. That's illegal.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You can't call me a dog but then not call me good. That's illegal.
Sorry
I hear it everyday.
you wanna hear real gay shit?
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sorry
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Kris is so dog-coded.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Kris is so dog-coded.
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They’re proving me right
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They’re proving me right
Oh yeah, I'm definitely joking. I can't even get pregnant.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Oh yeah, I'm definitely joking. I can't even get pregnant.
If I was staying at Elly's place she'd throw me out after a single day.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If I was staying at Elly's place she'd throw me out after a single day.
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ralsei what if they have a fucking tummy ache. be nice
YOU SAID YOU AREN'T PREGNANT THIS WON'T WORK ANYMORE.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ralsei what if they have a fucking tummy ache. be nice
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YOU SAID YOU AREN'T PREGNANT THIS WON'T WORK ANYMORE.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
YOU SAID YOU AREN'T PREGNANT THIS WON'T WORK ANYMORE.
I'm not pregnant.
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I'm not pregnant.
If Susie kissed me, I believe I could fly. I'd jump off a cliff to demonstrate it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If Susie kissed me, I believe I could fly. I'd jump off a cliff to demonstrate it.
I've been thinking, I've been like, I've been thinking lately. Like, I've been thinking. What if. We're all made of, like. What if we're stardust, and... And you know, if we're stardust, then that means, means. That we're all special? Or we cause allergies, either or.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I've been thinking, I've been like, I've been thinking lately. Like, I've been thinking. What if. We're all made of, like. What if we're stardust, and... And you know, if we're stardust, then that means, means. That we're all special? Or we cause allergies, either or.
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// kris: the baby's coming, ralsei
( BARELY CONTAINED LAUGHTER??? )
Y. YEAH??? You okay????
Y. YEAH??? You okay????
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
// kris: the baby's coming, ralsei
// are you guys prepared for the worst post i could ever make
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
// are you guys prepared for the worst post i could ever make
// WHEEZING WITH LAUGHTER
... That's great, Kris.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
// WHEEZING WITH LAUGHTER
// DARK'S ADULT KRIS HAVING THE LYRICS FROM THE KINGDOM HEARTS PARODY INTRO OH MY GOD
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
// DARK'S ADULT KRIS HAVING THE LYRICS FROM THE KINGDOM HEARTS PARODY INTRO OH MY GOD
I'm pregnant.
November 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm pregnant.
When Ralsei loudly says "Okay" it's everything. I aim for this all the time.
OKAY?????
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When Ralsei loudly says "Okay" it's everything. I aim for this all the time.
// this will be really fucking funny ngl
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
// this will be really fucking funny ngl
I would not be a good parent. Just FYI.
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I would not be a good parent. Just FYI.
// I realize this is scattered through my depiction or smth I said over Discord so a few things I've established:
- Kris doesn't use labels for relationships besides "friends", so they have like. Romantic adjacent but they aren't official a lot. They'd be willing to discuss it though
- Kris doesn't use labels for relationships besides "friends", so they have like. Romantic adjacent but they aren't official a lot. They'd be willing to discuss it though
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
// I realize this is scattered through my depiction or smth I said over Discord so a few things I've established:
- Kris doesn't use labels for relationships besides "friends", so they have like. Romantic adjacent but they aren't official a lot. They'd be willing to discuss it though
- Kris doesn't use labels for relationships besides "friends", so they have like. Romantic adjacent but they aren't official a lot. They'd be willing to discuss it though
( they gently pet his head once they let him down. the arm sans a hand stays around him. )
Don't worry about it. You're fine.
Don't worry about it. You're fine.
( oh!!! )
( another little squeak, nuzzling into them... )
a-ah, okay...
( ... trying to make his face slightly less soppy. it was nice... and warm here... )
( another little squeak, nuzzling into them... )
a-ah, okay...
( ... trying to make his face slightly less soppy. it was nice... and warm here... )
Aww. Don't make that soppy face.
( they pull him into honestly a bear hug? guess they got it from dad. )
( they pull him into honestly a bear hug? guess they got it from dad. )
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
( they gently pet his head once they let him down. the arm sans a hand stays around him. )
Don't worry about it. You're fine.
Don't worry about it. You're fine.