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Kris Dreemurr 🎵
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(by artemis.)

(adult kris!)
ic: https://taniamitsu.tumblr.com/
I've looked at stuff like that before. Just never actually got around to getting it.

( since, they don't actually pretend to be a dog all by themself these days. )
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
( they like being nuzzled... )

Okaaay.

I think... a tail would be nice to have. Sometimes. Maybe I could wiggle my ass or something to make it wag...

( they don't mean anything by that, even when they say it so crassly. he just mentioned it can't wag, so... that's a way to make it wag! )
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Umm... Permission to speak?

( just for their puppy dog brain right now they have to ask before they give their input. )
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
( the repeated, rhythmic pets to their head are soothing, and even though he slows down how hard he goes about it, they're still pretty content with it. )

( they're still in... puppy dog mode when he asks that, even though they recognize he's breaking character here, so... )
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
( when they're kissed on the forehead, their headspace is like this enough that they even... give his nose a little lick where they can reach it. )
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
( more and more of their happy grumbling sounds come out when ralsei roughly pets their head. their eyes remain tightly shut as they lean into it, being veeeery happy at being handled like that by him. )

Y-yaaayy...

( it's said with genuine enthusiasm. they want to be a good dog!!! )
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
( ahhh!!! they're being pet! they lean into the touches, closing their eyes and making happy grumbling sounds that wouldn't be out of place from an actual dog. )

Is it me...? Is it me?

( their normally composed voice is more excitable! )
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So are you gonna do that then? Shut me up?
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
( they do exactly that! eagerly trotting right over to ralsei, hands raised slightly in a puppy-like begging gesture. )

Pets, please...?
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
( they lean into the touch. it's soooo niiice.... their face is pinking, but pleasantly. )

Woof!!

( they wish they had a tail so they could wag it. )
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It's when you least expect it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yeah, it's fine...!

( honestly, they're a bit more relaxed after mokou said that... )
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
( said completely without any sort of preamble or hesitation. )

The way you just phrased it sounds pretty hot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
( their face pinks but they giggle elatedly. guess this is the one thing to get past their stoic smug disposition. )

Ehehehh... Woof...!
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Eehehehehee...

( GENUINE ELATED GIGGLE? )
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
( IMMEDIATELY SITS. )
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
... My neck is delicate...
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Am I a good dog?
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'll be as good as my pure good twin...

( THEY STILL HAVEN'T DROPPED THIS BIT? )
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Does it make you want to kiss me...?
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM