Grown up blue berd
@grownupberd.bsky.social
Pfp art by kohi_ki on twitter
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Bredly crest, but an adult now
An on and off programer and beta tester, thankfully college has seemed to chill his ego out a bit, and isn’t as annoying as his teen self,
Berdly is 27 years old and is extremely exasperated and tired.
An on and off programer and beta tester, thankfully college has seemed to chill his ego out a bit, and isn’t as annoying as his teen self,
Berdly is 27 years old and is extremely exasperated and tired.
(Is totally fucking blitzed.)
They call it a WEAK day cause it makes us weak, and they call it a WEAK end because the weakness leaves our bodies.
They call it a WEAK day cause it makes us weak, and they call it a WEAK end because the weakness leaves our bodies.
January 19, 2026 at 8:14 AM
(Is totally fucking blitzed.)
They call it a WEAK day cause it makes us weak, and they call it a WEAK end because the weakness leaves our bodies.
They call it a WEAK day cause it makes us weak, and they call it a WEAK end because the weakness leaves our bodies.
God they’re so hot they make me wanna bang my head against the wall until i bleed.
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
God they’re so hot they make me wanna bang my head against the wall until i bleed.
Who up getting slizard in the big 3x?
January 16, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Who up getting slizard in the big 3x?
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Im not kidding btw,
January 14, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Im not kidding btw,
Geno huh, sounds like a mall pizza restaurant.
My name is not simple to translate, thus you may refer to me as Geno.
My name is not simple to translate, thus you may refer to me as Geno.
I mean, it would be helpful, i’m not exactly sure how i’m supposed to promulgate it.
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Geno huh, sounds like a mall pizza restaurant.
I mean, it would be helpful, i’m not exactly sure how i’m supposed to promulgate it.
And why should I.
And why should I.
Could you translate it into English please?
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I mean, it would be helpful, i’m not exactly sure how i’m supposed to promulgate it.
Could you translate it into English please?
My name is ♥♪!? , if thay helps.
My name is ♥♪!? , if thay helps.
Did that puppet fucker speak in wingdings?!
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Could you translate it into English please?
Did that puppet fucker speak in wingdings?!
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Did that puppet fucker speak in wingdings?!
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{{ full icon for here too its kerdly ship art (art by coralcuddles)
January 9, 2026 at 7:51 PM
{{ full icon for here too its kerdly ship art (art by coralcuddles)
Humans that choose to be homophobic when their species is literally called homo erectus.
January 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Humans that choose to be homophobic when their species is literally called homo erectus.
She’s only soft and squishy when you’re the one laying on her, not so much the other way around.
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
She’s only soft and squishy when you’re the one laying on her, not so much the other way around.
If you misgender one of my friends, you'll wish you didn't. ❤️
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Hot.
I am currently eating rocks
January 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hot.
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look man it just went downhill ok
{ adult!kris variant of @hometownfreak.bsky.social }
{ #drrp #deltarunerp }
{ adult!kris variant of @hometownfreak.bsky.social }
{ #drrp #deltarunerp }
January 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
look man it just went downhill ok
{ adult!kris variant of @hometownfreak.bsky.social }
{ #drrp #deltarunerp }
{ adult!kris variant of @hometownfreak.bsky.social }
{ #drrp #deltarunerp }
No :(
The bakery :(
That’s where i work :(
The bakery :(
That’s where i work :(
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
No :(
The bakery :(
That’s where i work :(
The bakery :(
That’s where i work :(
Not now kitten
Daddy is trying to kill himself
Daddy is trying to kill himself
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not now kitten
Daddy is trying to kill himself
Daddy is trying to kill himself
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allow my heart to hold
enough love to be broken;🍯
enough love to be broken;🍯
August 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
allow my heart to hold
enough love to be broken;🍯
enough love to be broken;🍯
I thought they were taking me to funky town it turns out it was actually torture city.
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I thought they were taking me to funky town it turns out it was actually torture city.
Oh
[ dumping an ashtray into a pot of water ] ohhhh soup
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Oh
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kris wantms me to make snaother soup
[ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
[ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
kris wantms me to make snaother soup
[ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
[ ominous bell tolls in the distance ]
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Reposted by Grown up blue berd
Whatdoesthismeanwhatdoesthismean
[ In the cadence of "oh my god they were roommates" ]
Oh My God They Took Turns
Oh My God They Took Turns
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Whatdoesthismeanwhatdoesthismean
Noelle if she was a detective: hmmm how yurious.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Noelle if she was a detective: hmmm how yurious.
(Looking really scared)
Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
(Looking really scared)
Did i pay the heating bill, susie.
Did i pay the heating bill, susie.