Grown up blue berd
grownupberd.bsky.social
Grown up blue berd
@grownupberd.bsky.social
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Bredly crest, but an adult now

An on and off programer and beta tester, thankfully college has seemed to chill his ego out a bit, and isn’t as annoying as his teen self,

Berdly is 27 years old and is extremely exasperated and tired.
No it was casper i think.
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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BITCH
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I am familiar.

(refusing to elaborate.)
You ever had they/them pussy, Berdly
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
🫡 i got it boss.
i don't got the parts to get you pregnant so you gotta put in the work
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hot.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Yer next.
Yes, Susie?
[ don't say wanna be next don't say wanna be next don't say wanna be next ] Hey Noelle,
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s fine pookie.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I was talking about myself.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I hear it everyday.
you wanna hear real gay shit?
God your evil laugh is so gay.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Kris is so dog-coded.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
God your evil laugh is so gay.
muahahahah...
Haha hah.

(Does exactly what they told him to do.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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… Okay.
Hang on scratch that thought noelle i’m about to get pregnant.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Haha hah.

(Does exactly what they told him to do.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hang on scratch that thought noelle i’m about to get pregnant.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oh.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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yeah not yet
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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You can’t join the Newport stone masonry franchise without eating a live sea creature of some sort biting into the liver of a crustacean or what have you.
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
@frostmelts.bsky.social noelle? Is that you?
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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✱ With all my heart, I miss you right now.

#utrp / #drrp
▹ sfw only.
▹ spoilers ahead.
✎ : #angelicbutterflies
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
You can’t join the Newport stone masonry franchise without eating a live sea creature of some sort biting into the liver of a crustacean or what have you.
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Children are tripping BALLS off expired oreos cereal.
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You give a 10 year old an energy drink they become sonic.
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
UB UB UB THIS IS A GROWN UP CONVERSATION LITTLE NOELLE!
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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He’s very maternal.
September 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
(<— screaming in agony at his cringe teenage self.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM