That’s Lisa McClain, R-Mich & sidekick to Speaker Johnson.

Born Lisa Carmella Iovannisci & Romanian American. She represents a very Republican district, encompassing the Thumb and some townships located north of Detroit.
Not many Arab-Americans as they’re further south in cities like Dearborn.

Bannon: “Next on, the Raw Milk Naturalist.”
[Asst whispers to Bannon]: “He’s in the can, sir, and is making the most awful sounds.”
Bannon: “And now a word from one of our sponsors…”

New architect, who’s more compliant with Trump’s overblown vision…

No taxes on tips, but you’ll need to fork out $$ for your healthcare.

Get into medical debt due to astronomical bills? It will ruin your credit, but you weren’t really planning on buying a house or keeping the one you have.

DIY wood panels with a Prius.
(not my car though I once had a blue Prius that got over 200K miles)

This is a case study describing horizontal transmission of Hepatitis B in a daycare. It turned out a child with some biting/scratching behavior was a carrier of Hepatitis B 😬

Note the study is from 1989! Such cases declined a great deal after ACIP recommended perinatal Hep B vaccination in 1991

Tom Cotton is familiar with handling canoes, kayaks, rowboats in Arkansas lakes and has little idea of the physics & mechanics of boats needed in the Caribbean on the damn seas.

Eight Sleep smart beds when AWS went out. Who needs their quiet night’s sleep dependent on a subscription service?

I’d make more jokes about being trussed and cooked, but Thanksgiving is done for the year.

AI chatbots for therapy, or companionship.

Rewatch Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. These are less helpful than HAL 9000.

Sub a G for the T.

Monty Python. I can’t believe I spelled it as Monte.

But does it surpass the Monte Python sketch for the world’s deadliest joke?

CBP Chief Greg Bovino & other officials have repeatedly misstated the legal requirements for these arrests. DOJ explained that they aren't lawyers, but the judge said that was a “remarkable” suggestion that the admin's highest ranking policymakers are either “ignorant or incompetent, or both.”

The Pope doesn’t need advice from a sad senator from South Carolina. And a Baptist who said he only went to church a few times a year.

The only thing Lindsey has in common with Leo is that both have never married…

Stalking people = asking for DM = weird behavior.

Early draft plan for his multi-family home enterprise. Coming soon to a cul-de-sac backyard in your community.

Two bathtubs in the laundry room so we’re back to stirring the wet clothes with a wooden paddle?
Where’s the hand-cranked wringer?