audrey piazza
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Leaving my socks just lying around this place now.
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Leaving my socks just lying around this place now.
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audrey piazza
@deathkitten1.bsky.social
· Mar 26
Have cake Eat cake Get mad 😠😡💥
Visited a website for a restaurant and got an immediate popup declaring "All orders will be charged an additional 20% for..." and that is an absolutely terrible way to entice new customers to your business. Forget about the food, let us tell you *all* about our extra charges...🙃
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May 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Visited a website for a restaurant and got an immediate popup declaring "All orders will be charged an additional 20% for..." and that is an absolutely terrible way to entice new customers to your business. Forget about the food, let us tell you *all* about our extra charges...🙃
Happy Eurovision and Emilia-Romagna weekend to all those who celebrate! 🍸
May 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Eurovision and Emilia-Romagna weekend to all those who celebrate! 🍸
Sooner or later we'll need a $50 bagel joke to replace the $10 banana joke that replaced the $5 milkshake joke. I wonder if there's an earlier version I don't know about? 🥯 🍌 🥛 ❓
May 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sooner or later we'll need a $50 bagel joke to replace the $10 banana joke that replaced the $5 milkshake joke. I wonder if there's an earlier version I don't know about? 🥯 🍌 🥛 ❓
I have to make sure my cat doesn't see this impressive setup or I'll be in trouble!
May 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have to make sure my cat doesn't see this impressive setup or I'll be in trouble!
Welp, decided to check this out. The reviews say its base building and crafting are top notch, so you know where to send the rescue party if you never see me again...😆
May 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Welp, decided to check this out. The reviews say its base building and crafting are top notch, so you know where to send the rescue party if you never see me again...😆
Got new a new keyboard and kvm switch, but my fingers just do not want to work on this thing. I am turning the cat's ears blue every time I try to force a sentence out of this thing, and god knows what the neighbors think is going on.
May 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Got new a new keyboard and kvm switch, but my fingers just do not want to work on this thing. I am turning the cat's ears blue every time I try to force a sentence out of this thing, and god knows what the neighbors think is going on.
My ongoing quest to find and try every place that makes onion rings from scratch is taking me to a bunch of diner-type places. So far, the thin cut version with corn meal is easily most common, but not my favorite. So I get to keep looking, guilt free, in the name of science*!
(*not actual science)
(*not actual science)
May 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My ongoing quest to find and try every place that makes onion rings from scratch is taking me to a bunch of diner-type places. So far, the thin cut version with corn meal is easily most common, but not my favorite. So I get to keep looking, guilt free, in the name of science*!
(*not actual science)
(*not actual science)
I don't know what it is about this style of pasta that I like so much. I will happily eat everything the no-carb folks don't want. 😆
May 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don't know what it is about this style of pasta that I like so much. I will happily eat everything the no-carb folks don't want. 😆
Stuff like plain white rolls and reheated Lil Smokies always get smashed at get-togethers, and this is why I usually just bring a nice loaf of bread and call it a day. 😆
May 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Stuff like plain white rolls and reheated Lil Smokies always get smashed at get-togethers, and this is why I usually just bring a nice loaf of bread and call it a day. 😆
Dear Michael B. Jordan, in your upcoming Thomas Crown Affair film, please avoid this:
- No one's removing a canvas from the frame like that.
- Did he snap the thing in half with the case?!?
- At least he didn't cut it out with a blade and roll it up like some even worse offenders.
Thank you!
- No one's removing a canvas from the frame like that.
- Did he snap the thing in half with the case?!?
- At least he didn't cut it out with a blade and roll it up like some even worse offenders.
Thank you!
The Thomas Crown Affair - Stealing The Painting
YouTube video by MarkoRammstein
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May 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dear Michael B. Jordan, in your upcoming Thomas Crown Affair film, please avoid this:
- No one's removing a canvas from the frame like that.
- Did he snap the thing in half with the case?!?
- At least he didn't cut it out with a blade and roll it up like some even worse offenders.
Thank you!
- No one's removing a canvas from the frame like that.
- Did he snap the thing in half with the case?!?
- At least he didn't cut it out with a blade and roll it up like some even worse offenders.
Thank you!
Now that spicy chicken sandwiches are a standard option, can we get the same for fish sandwiches too?
May 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Now that spicy chicken sandwiches are a standard option, can we get the same for fish sandwiches too?
You've gotta check in on your fresh raspberry hookup during the off season so they don't forget about you come autumn. (or if you just like having friends, that often also works I suppose)
May 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You've gotta check in on your fresh raspberry hookup during the off season so they don't forget about you come autumn. (or if you just like having friends, that often also works I suppose)
Love when it finally gets warm enough to go barefoot most of the time. ☀️🐾😊
May 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Love when it finally gets warm enough to go barefoot most of the time. ☀️🐾😊
I feel so smart when the #bsky post editor doesn't know the word gueridon, until I realize it also doesn't know the word tableside... 😐 🤷
May 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I feel so smart when the #bsky post editor doesn't know the word gueridon, until I realize it also doesn't know the word tableside... 😐 🤷
Tableside display cooking/serving with a molcajete makes me want to do a side by side comparison between spices prepped with a mortal and pestle, and those with a spice grinder. Either way, it certainly makes for a much nicer show!
May 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tableside display cooking/serving with a molcajete makes me want to do a side by side comparison between spices prepped with a mortal and pestle, and those with a spice grinder. Either way, it certainly makes for a much nicer show!
Imagine eating a green banana and thinking that's just the way they taste, and from then on telling everyone how terrible bananas are. 🍌 🍽️ 🍜
May 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Imagine eating a green banana and thinking that's just the way they taste, and from then on telling everyone how terrible bananas are. 🍌 🍽️ 🍜
Nice, catchy, upbeat. San Merino is probably a looong shot, but luckily I don't care about the voting results. The ladies' cooking group joining in the dancing is my favorite part. #Eurovision 🎵
Gabry Ponte - Tutta L'Italia (Official Video)
YouTube video by Gabry Ponte
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May 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Nice, catchy, upbeat. San Merino is probably a looong shot, but luckily I don't care about the voting results. The ladies' cooking group joining in the dancing is my favorite part. #Eurovision 🎵
It's funny how Bsky's spell-check gives red squiggly linting when you type in their very own abbreviation "bsky".
May 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It's funny how Bsky's spell-check gives red squiggly linting when you type in their very own abbreviation "bsky".
This is always a good sign 😊
The burgers/sandwiches were, of course, banging, for just $5-6. Onion rings were handmade.
This whole place was straight out of the 70s-80s, and they had the music to match.
It wasn't called Shangri-La, but it probably should have been. 😋
The burgers/sandwiches were, of course, banging, for just $5-6. Onion rings were handmade.
This whole place was straight out of the 70s-80s, and they had the music to match.
It wasn't called Shangri-La, but it probably should have been. 😋
May 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This is always a good sign 😊
The burgers/sandwiches were, of course, banging, for just $5-6. Onion rings were handmade.
This whole place was straight out of the 70s-80s, and they had the music to match.
It wasn't called Shangri-La, but it probably should have been. 😋
The burgers/sandwiches were, of course, banging, for just $5-6. Onion rings were handmade.
This whole place was straight out of the 70s-80s, and they had the music to match.
It wasn't called Shangri-La, but it probably should have been. 😋
This is really good! I say as it falls off my fork onto the table. 😆
May 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is really good! I say as it falls off my fork onto the table. 😆
Love the gothy costumes and make-up in their new remix. Pretty fun for a simple sound stage vid. The rhinestone-encrusted chainsaw/sequin dress and transition through an open mouth are nice touches. Still one of my top 2 fave for catchiness in this largely mid-tempo year. 🎵
Abor & Tynna - Baller (Remix) | Germany 🇩🇪 | #EurovisionALBM
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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May 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Love the gothy costumes and make-up in their new remix. Pretty fun for a simple sound stage vid. The rhinestone-encrusted chainsaw/sequin dress and transition through an open mouth are nice touches. Still one of my top 2 fave for catchiness in this largely mid-tempo year. 🎵
I keep trying to write something serious about aromatic herbs and flowers, but it keeps veering off into silly popery. 😊
May 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I keep trying to write something serious about aromatic herbs and flowers, but it keeps veering off into silly popery. 😊
Pope Leo, sending his soup back for the 13th time, cuz it's just. not. hot. *enough*!
May 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Pope Leo, sending his soup back for the 13th time, cuz it's just. not. hot. *enough*!
I would be more excited if I hadn't already been promised a ball-o-pizza guy. I felt a strange sort of connection to him somehow...
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I would be more excited if I hadn't already been promised a ball-o-pizza guy. I felt a strange sort of connection to him somehow...
Setting an alert for when Pope Leo's giardiniera recipe drops. 🍽️ 🍜
May 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Setting an alert for when Pope Leo's giardiniera recipe drops. 🍽️ 🍜