Maria Renie 🏳️⚧️
@dearmariarenie.bsky.social
(she/her) Special interests include music theory, D&D, neurodivergence, and 🏳️⚧️
Heavy is the bra that holds the tits 😔
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Heavy is the bra that holds the tits 😔
"All of your greatest victories are on the other side of five to ten months of it being pretty admittedly weird." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, originally on playing D&D with exes but actually wildly applicable in real life. I needed this right now.
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"All of your greatest victories are on the other side of five to ten months of it being pretty admittedly weird." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, originally on playing D&D with exes but actually wildly applicable in real life. I needed this right now.
Make Some Noise prompt: The Rocky Horror Improv Show. "Alright folx, this next one will require some audience partici--"
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Make Some Noise prompt: The Rocky Horror Improv Show. "Alright folx, this next one will require some audience partici--"
Looking like an actual medical professional today 😊
October 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Looking like an actual medical professional today 😊
Body: hormones are doing hormone things, need to get laid now.
Me: we got laid last week. 3 times, in fact.
Body: don't care. Need to get laid now.
Me: 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Me: we got laid last week. 3 times, in fact.
Body: don't care. Need to get laid now.
Me: 😵💫😵💫😵💫
October 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Body: hormones are doing hormone things, need to get laid now.
Me: we got laid last week. 3 times, in fact.
Body: don't care. Need to get laid now.
Me: 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Me: we got laid last week. 3 times, in fact.
Body: don't care. Need to get laid now.
Me: 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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Total mass shootings from 1946-present:
Canada: 98
Germany: 112
France: 125
UK: 127
Italy: 147
Total mass shootings in 2025 so far:
US: 293
Total mass shootings perpetrated by known transgender people since the invention of the first firearm around 950 AD:
Outside the US: 0
US: 4
Canada: 98
Germany: 112
France: 125
UK: 127
Italy: 147
Total mass shootings in 2025 so far:
US: 293
Total mass shootings perpetrated by known transgender people since the invention of the first firearm around 950 AD:
Outside the US: 0
US: 4
September 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Total mass shootings from 1946-present:
Canada: 98
Germany: 112
France: 125
UK: 127
Italy: 147
Total mass shootings in 2025 so far:
US: 293
Total mass shootings perpetrated by known transgender people since the invention of the first firearm around 950 AD:
Outside the US: 0
US: 4
Canada: 98
Germany: 112
France: 125
UK: 127
Italy: 147
Total mass shootings in 2025 so far:
US: 293
Total mass shootings perpetrated by known transgender people since the invention of the first firearm around 950 AD:
Outside the US: 0
US: 4
Job interview in an hour, wish me luck!
September 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Job interview in an hour, wish me luck!
It wasn't me, the post made me do it
August 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It wasn't me, the post made me do it
Post a meme made by you
August 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Post a meme made by you
Looking through older pictures, decided to recreate this fit for a comparison. NYE '23 vs today 🥰
August 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Looking through older pictures, decided to recreate this fit for a comparison. NYE '23 vs today 🥰
Y'know, I wasn't planning on being *that* much of a bad bitch tonight, but I'm not complaining...
August 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Y'know, I wasn't planning on being *that* much of a bad bitch tonight, but I'm not complaining...
On my way to a femme jam session, decided to take a selfie beforehand and then ended up playing with different faces 😄
August 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
On my way to a femme jam session, decided to take a selfie beforehand and then ended up playing with different faces 😄
Heading to pelvic floor therapy so she can floor my pelvis
August 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Heading to pelvic floor therapy so she can floor my pelvis
if you see this, do it !!
– name: Maria
– pronouns: she/her
– height: 5ft10
– sexuality: bi/lesbian
– sign: Taurus
– piercings: 2 (ears)
– tattoos: only 1 😢
– fav drink: Dr Pepper (DP girlie 😉)
– fav food: burgers
– pets: 1 cat (Cassidy!)
– mbti: idek
– relationship: anarchy 😈
– name: Maria
– pronouns: she/her
– height: 5ft10
– sexuality: bi/lesbian
– sign: Taurus
– piercings: 2 (ears)
– tattoos: only 1 😢
– fav drink: Dr Pepper (DP girlie 😉)
– fav food: burgers
– pets: 1 cat (Cassidy!)
– mbti: idek
– relationship: anarchy 😈
if you see this, do it !!
– name: Ivy
– pronouns: she/her
– height: 5ft6
– sexuality: so queer
– sign: Taurus
– piercings: 9
– tattoos: 22
– fav drink: salted caramel cold brew, Monster Strawberry Dreams
– fav food: enchiladas
– pets: 2 cats and a dog
– mbti: autism??
– relationship: so married
– name: Ivy
– pronouns: she/her
– height: 5ft6
– sexuality: so queer
– sign: Taurus
– piercings: 9
– tattoos: 22
– fav drink: salted caramel cold brew, Monster Strawberry Dreams
– fav food: enchiladas
– pets: 2 cats and a dog
– mbti: autism??
– relationship: so married
if you see this, do it !!
– name: eddie
– pronouns: they/them
– height: 5ft4
– sexuality: big gay
– sign: pisces
– piercings: 9
– tattoos: 17???
– fav drink: water, matcha, peach iced tea
– fav food: carbs <3
– pets: family dog?
– mbti: infp
– relationship: single🕺
– name: eddie
– pronouns: they/them
– height: 5ft4
– sexuality: big gay
– sign: pisces
– piercings: 9
– tattoos: 17???
– fav drink: water, matcha, peach iced tea
– fav food: carbs <3
– pets: family dog?
– mbti: infp
– relationship: single🕺
August 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
if you see this, do it !!
– name: Maria
– pronouns: she/her
– height: 5ft10
– sexuality: bi/lesbian
– sign: Taurus
– piercings: 2 (ears)
– tattoos: only 1 😢
– fav drink: Dr Pepper (DP girlie 😉)
– fav food: burgers
– pets: 1 cat (Cassidy!)
– mbti: idek
– relationship: anarchy 😈
– name: Maria
– pronouns: she/her
– height: 5ft10
– sexuality: bi/lesbian
– sign: Taurus
– piercings: 2 (ears)
– tattoos: only 1 😢
– fav drink: Dr Pepper (DP girlie 😉)
– fav food: burgers
– pets: 1 cat (Cassidy!)
– mbti: idek
– relationship: anarchy 😈
Achievement unlocked: fixed my skirt so it no longer tries to fall off while crowd surfing 🥰
August 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Achievement unlocked: fixed my skirt so it no longer tries to fall off while crowd surfing 🥰
Tfw you're having a really nice spicy dream, then you realize it's just a dream and there isn't someone laying next to you 😭
August 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Tfw you're having a really nice spicy dream, then you realize it's just a dream and there isn't someone laying next to you 😭
Fuuuuuck. This book I'm reading is a misprint. It repeats a section of pages, then skips ahead once it's all caught up. 😭
August 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fuuuuuck. This book I'm reading is a misprint. It repeats a section of pages, then skips ahead once it's all caught up. 😭
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I have too many hot friends and lovers, and not enough of their hands on me atm
August 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I have too many hot friends and lovers, and not enough of their hands on me atm
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I hate that every weekend I have to ration my free time so carefully. Do I want to work on that drawing or painting? Better only work on it a bit, there's still chores and errands to run. Do I want to try on some outfits or start that new game? Better do it quick, you have to go get groceries.
August 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I hate that every weekend I have to ration my free time so carefully. Do I want to work on that drawing or painting? Better only work on it a bit, there's still chores and errands to run. Do I want to try on some outfits or start that new game? Better do it quick, you have to go get groceries.
My relationships in a nutshell
July 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My relationships in a nutshell
Reading Harrow the Ninth. Tamsyn Muir seriously put the cool S in here. Why is there a cool S in my lesbian space necromancer book. 🤣
July 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Reading Harrow the Ninth. Tamsyn Muir seriously put the cool S in here. Why is there a cool S in my lesbian space necromancer book. 🤣
Booked my first ever gyno appointment 🥰 it's not until the end of September, but it's on the calendar!
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ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is clapping her hands in a room with other women in pink shirts .
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July 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Booked my first ever gyno appointment 🥰 it's not until the end of September, but it's on the calendar!
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How i feel listening to BOY CRAZY. by Kesha
July 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
How i feel listening to BOY CRAZY. by Kesha
New slogan: don't hate me because I'm a girl, hate me because I'm a bitch 💅
July 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
New slogan: don't hate me because I'm a girl, hate me because I'm a bitch 💅