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a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
January 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
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SpaceX rocket explodes, causing some flight delays.
Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.
It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.
Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.
It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.
March 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
SpaceX rocket explodes, causing some flight delays.
Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.
It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.
Elmo shits in our skies and nothing stops him.
It is a total waste of tax dollars, shut it down.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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man he's a perfect synthesis of patrick bateman and gob bluth, isn't he? so perfect that i don't have to say his name for you to know exactly who i'm talking about
March 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
man he's a perfect synthesis of patrick bateman and gob bluth, isn't he? so perfect that i don't have to say his name for you to know exactly who i'm talking about
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PLEASE READ ATTENTIVELY!
From an employee at OPM to HR. This person used a burner account so she/he wouldn't face repercussions after sounding the alarm.
Make no mistake peeps, this only happens with authoritarian regimes.
FOTUS is taking over the Federal Civil Service.
Thank you whoever you are.
From an employee at OPM to HR. This person used a burner account so she/he wouldn't face repercussions after sounding the alarm.
Make no mistake peeps, this only happens with authoritarian regimes.
FOTUS is taking over the Federal Civil Service.
Thank you whoever you are.
January 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
PLEASE READ ATTENTIVELY!
From an employee at OPM to HR. This person used a burner account so she/he wouldn't face repercussions after sounding the alarm.
Make no mistake peeps, this only happens with authoritarian regimes.
FOTUS is taking over the Federal Civil Service.
Thank you whoever you are.
From an employee at OPM to HR. This person used a burner account so she/he wouldn't face repercussions after sounding the alarm.
Make no mistake peeps, this only happens with authoritarian regimes.
FOTUS is taking over the Federal Civil Service.
Thank you whoever you are.
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Just got this tip from an airline pilot
January 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just got this tip from an airline pilot
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November 21, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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They say the cover up is always worse.
November 21, 2024 at 6:45 AM
They say the cover up is always worse.
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it’s starting to sound like maybe they are sitting on a stack of pervert reports like they’re smaug the pedophile dragon.
Some House Freedom Caucus members are screaming payback if Dems successfully force a vote on the House floor to release the Gaetz ethics report, saying it could lead to them getting other reports involving current or former Dem members, per Politico
November 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
it’s starting to sound like maybe they are sitting on a stack of pervert reports like they’re smaug the pedophile dragon.
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I'm totally OK with being called woke. It just means that I'm showing off my green flags. Happy to follow others with green flags.
#woke
#woke
November 21, 2024 at 1:23 PM
I'm totally OK with being called woke. It just means that I'm showing off my green flags. Happy to follow others with green flags.
#woke
#woke
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We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”
November 21, 2024 at 3:01 AM
We left X and joined Bluesky because those against our parks said, “If you don’t like it, leave.” So we did. And now they’re saying, “No, come back so we can say mean things to you—it makes us feel important.”
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How are you going to give me treats with this door in the way?
November 21, 2024 at 3:56 PM
How are you going to give me treats with this door in the way?
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To be clear, we do have plans for scaling, we just kinda expected more than a couple days notice before getting blasted with a million new users a day.
The team is rapidly deploying fixes and new software to adapt. More servers in the mail.
The team is rapidly deploying fixes and new software to adapt. More servers in the mail.
November 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
To be clear, we do have plans for scaling, we just kinda expected more than a couple days notice before getting blasted with a million new users a day.
The team is rapidly deploying fixes and new software to adapt. More servers in the mail.
The team is rapidly deploying fixes and new software to adapt. More servers in the mail.
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Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.
November 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.