Not just any grocery shopping though but a Watchdog-like forensic focus on the shoddy & the disappointing. Photos to double up as compo claims. (Nudity optional.) He gets to give something beautiful to the fans and a gets a lifetime supply of soggy cream crackers et al. Win-win.

Frustratingly, Summer 2000 is the oldest full issue I can access online via ProQuest & there’s no institutional log in option on the journal’s home page to access their back catalogue. I’m sorry.

I can check what I can access for you via my uni library. Which article & issue do you need?

I also love the idea that when you phone Vodafone et al., they’re compelling you to conduct your business in French.

Congratulations to your daughter! And to you and your wife for finding a way to navigate this. It’s difficult & painful. My daughter’s a few years further down the same journey & is now packing for life in a Durham college, panicking at her lack of formal wear & laughing at this nonsense: