You know you want to 🤞

I’ve done this to people before 😂 Happy Blue Jays Playing the Opening Game of the World Series!

Me: DAGGERbound? Oh my, are we getting a continuation of the Swordheart books?

*goes to look up the synopsis*

Me: ...

Me: ........

Me: LEARNED EDMUND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? WOOOO!

*instabuys*

The Canadian government's had their bluff completely called.

"You are ORDERED to arbitration." No thanks.

"Go back to work by NOON or ELSE." Nah we're good.

"Your strike is now ILLEGAL." Okay arrest every Air Canada flight attendant, that'll be great optics AND help the planes take off again.

Update from after the noon deadline: the flight attendants' union have told the government "fuck it we ball"

The public overwhelmingly sides with the union workers, and overwhelmingly - like, just as a constant, throughout Canadian history - does not like Air Canada. Even just for basic, naked politics reasons, you'd think the Liberal government would understand not to hitch their wagon to the latter

Ughhhh, I’m so sorry

I was on a tour with a tasting menu dinner. I’m allergic to coconut, and expected it would be a bother. The chef knew in advance and not only did he accommodate, he came over time tell me that he was genuinely delighted with the challenge of reinterpreting dishes without a main ingredient.

I’ve muted the hockey game in favour of the Halifax Tides game commentary. I couldn’t deal anymore.